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To each their own, but yikes.. 
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"I want a PT Cruiser with the snorkels."
"Wait, plural? How many snork..."
"ALL of dem."
"Sir, they aren't snorkels, they...."
"SHHH! Gimme snorkels."
* 2 years later in the design team board meeting*
"allright. Team, great job on the design. I am LOVING the reuse of all of those surplus Plymouth Prowler tail lights. Thanks to our North American team for shipping those over. The repurposing of the tooling from the PT Cruiser really saved us a ton in investment cost as well.
Bob, great work on the action shots. Really makes it look like a body on frame with clearance.
That and those awesome wheels really make it stand out.
Great job, Karen, on suggesting the PPF to protect them from curb damage. I feel we can mitigate a ton of warranty work with that suggestion.
OH, and let's not forget Sven for the genius-level integration of the snorke...I mean lighting, and the outrageous rack design there that doubles as one gigantic colander should a neighborhood salad party break out."
It looks VERY concept car-y right now, but add some door handles, functional mirrors, a few body lines, let the bean counters take over and strip it of anything cool or unique and it might actually be a decent machine.
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Okay, so I hear the kids like video games... let's hire a video game designer to make our latest vehicle for dudes with Peter Pan syndrome! #winningYeetSlayBet
"I want a PT Cruiser with the snorkels."
"Wait, plural? How many snork..."
"ALL of dem."
"Sir, they aren't snorkels, they...."
"SHHH! Gimme snorkels."
* 2 years later in the design team board meeting*
"allright. Team, great job on the design. I am LOVING the reuse of all of those surplus Plymouth Prowler tail lights. Thanks to our North American team for shipping those over. The repurposing of the tooling from the PT Cruiser really saved us a ton in investment cost as well.
Bob, great work on the action shots. Really makes it look like a body on frame with clearance.
That and those awesome wheels really make it stand out.
Great job, Karen, on suggesting the PPF to protect them from curb damage. I feel we can mitigate a ton of warranty work with that suggestion.
OH, and let's not forget Sven for the genius-level integration of the snorke...I mean lighting, and the outrageous rack design there that doubles as one gigantic colander should a neighborhood salad party break out."
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The future's not what it used to be!
Idk, kinda looks like something out of The Jetsons or Futurama... it just doesn't fly. I would forgive all of the interesting design choices if it flew like it defied physics.
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I think Isuzu beat them to it in 1997.
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And here I thought the G Wagon was ugly, this takes it to a whole other level.
Its hard to compare a Bronco to someones crackpipe dream
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