ducked

What are we supposed to do with these? I came out from a restaurant eating dinner the other evening and seen this. I sincerely appreciate the respect from a fellow off-road enthusiast, whoever you are, I'm honored. I will grant this one and only duck a seat on some wild rides but all others...

I came out of Menards the other day and found a little pony, small beaded strap, and a card on a metal keychain hanging from my door handle. In addition to this mess was a small rubber duck shoved between the handle and door. I was bucked and ducked. I truly don’t understand the fascination...