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So I am back from SMORR, and have given the portals a THOROUGH shakedown run! I guess the most amazing part is that I wheeled trails that scared the $hit outta me w/Jeeps that were awesome builds and super capable...then they loaded thiers on trailers and fired up thier stinky diesel 1 tons to ferry thier precious trail toys home, while I just fueled the Bronco, and hit the highway!
Couple observations:
1) even the most experienced jeepers who know what a portal is, look at my Bronco like they are a caveman and I have just invented fire.
2) My Bronco is now FAR more capable than my current skill level! Possibly this will change over time, but its a little sketchy because I now realize this machine is capable of doing trails where a mistake could be disastrous! I no longer try to break my Bronco...it leads me places I get scared and tap out!
3) Although keeping it fueled is an issue, both in terms of cost, and range, it is 100% highway friendly. 5th gear is still a no no. It can cruise at highway speeds in 5th, but drinks fuel way too fast, and huffs too much boost! I left my water/meth system on for the long boring cruise through Central IL, and it drank a gallon of boost juice quicker than a tank of fuel! Typically a gallon lasts 1.5-2 tankfulls in local driving. Stopped/refuled/did the same distance at the same speeds in 4th, and got much better results...very close to pre-portal mileage on 37s!
As far as a carnage report, I broke my winch rope day 1, spent most of day 2 locating, purchasing, and replacing it, so day 2 became a light day...by the time I caught up to the Jeeps they were stuck on a trail that ALL of them had to winch up, and thier tailgunner wanted to bail on it, so he and I went our own way and did easier stuff (but still fun). Day 3 I scraped my hardtop on a tree for the 1st time (ouch). Day 4 I managed to put matching rash on the other side of my hardtop, and destroy my RF fender flair. I had ZERO mechanical issues, but will do a closer inspection at my next maintenence interval, which is now very close!
As a side note: SMORR is also a horse farm, and during the week the horses are out on the property grazing...we nearly had a horse escape by getting in line behind a jeep and sneaking out. I was able to successfully corral it and force it to return home w/my Bronco! Add that to the wierd $hit I have done list! Bronco rodeo clown!
EDIT: Don't know if its an issue w/my phone, but can't post photos for some reason...when I get it figured out I will add some to this post!
Couple observations:
1) even the most experienced jeepers who know what a portal is, look at my Bronco like they are a caveman and I have just invented fire.
2) My Bronco is now FAR more capable than my current skill level! Possibly this will change over time, but its a little sketchy because I now realize this machine is capable of doing trails where a mistake could be disastrous! I no longer try to break my Bronco...it leads me places I get scared and tap out!
3) Although keeping it fueled is an issue, both in terms of cost, and range, it is 100% highway friendly. 5th gear is still a no no. It can cruise at highway speeds in 5th, but drinks fuel way too fast, and huffs too much boost! I left my water/meth system on for the long boring cruise through Central IL, and it drank a gallon of boost juice quicker than a tank of fuel! Typically a gallon lasts 1.5-2 tankfulls in local driving. Stopped/refuled/did the same distance at the same speeds in 4th, and got much better results...very close to pre-portal mileage on 37s!
As far as a carnage report, I broke my winch rope day 1, spent most of day 2 locating, purchasing, and replacing it, so day 2 became a light day...by the time I caught up to the Jeeps they were stuck on a trail that ALL of them had to winch up, and thier tailgunner wanted to bail on it, so he and I went our own way and did easier stuff (but still fun). Day 3 I scraped my hardtop on a tree for the 1st time (ouch). Day 4 I managed to put matching rash on the other side of my hardtop, and destroy my RF fender flair. I had ZERO mechanical issues, but will do a closer inspection at my next maintenence interval, which is now very close!
As a side note: SMORR is also a horse farm, and during the week the horses are out on the property grazing...we nearly had a horse escape by getting in line behind a jeep and sneaking out. I was able to successfully corral it and force it to return home w/my Bronco! Add that to the wierd $hit I have done list! Bronco rodeo clown!
EDIT: Don't know if its an issue w/my phone, but can't post photos for some reason...when I get it figured out I will add some to this post!
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