🍍 Pineapple For Scale

[Jdc]

I asked this about the banana so I'll have to ask about the pineapple. Was this a regulation size pineapple?

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[RockSkipper]

@ZackDanger , TX residents utilize higher commodities for scale references...but nicely done!

 

[aj_benedetto]

Can someone please bring a large pineapple pizza for scale? I need answers.

 

[kje22kje]

Now I am jealous of a fruit. It has come to this.

Pretty sure that's not the word we're supposed to use these days but I'll let Zack decide if he's offended or not.

 

[UNBROKN]

Submitted without comment.*

This is Fantastic!!!
I am a member of "Crap Wildlife Photography" on FB and lots of people were using "banana for scale" as a joke. They got to a point where the moderators said that they would not post anything with "bananas for scale". That page cracks me up!!

 

[Inrustwetrust_]

Met with the bronco staff today at a the viewing event in Quincy.. and they were so confused about the pineapple from yesterday “oh yeah this guy brought a pineapple and was shoving it in places on the bronco” lmao

 

[DoorlessDriver]

FINALLY!

I've been trying to figure out the relative size of this vehicle for months—more importantly, I kept thinking: "when on earth can we get the pineapple in these pics?" Thanks for that! Just a few questions…

• Does that pineapple match well with the color grab handles, etc. of every trim?
• Can I get a shot of the pineapple half in the shade and half out, so I can be sure what's going on with the lighting?
• Did you happen to measure the rear cargo area using the pineapple? Or the height (in fruit) from the ground to the top of the 33's vs. the 35s?
• Is the green from that pineapple actually going to be the new green? The lighter green from the pineapple, or the darker green, like in the leaves? Hello?
• If you leave the pineapple in the front mesh door area overnight—will the mesh stay stretched out, or does it return to form? Did you try one and a half pineapples?
• Does the official Ford pineapple carrier block the trail-cam or the Bronco lettering if mounted next to the winch?

But seriously—I needed that humor today. Thank you.

 

[RPF]

A "The Club"? The same color as the inside of a ? Jackson Dawson must have been preparing for this moment since they got the contract!

 

[Bdisco]

What does it say about us that we understood the pineapple reference?

Ford,

Please just release the Bronco already so we can get off this forum and go on with our lives.

Until we get our Broncos and come back to the forum to complain about what's wrong and what we hate.

Thanks

 

[Ourbroncolife]

This is hilarious, I actually hadn’t seen this before going to my dealership where Sean from @Ourbroncolife mentioned someone had a post with a pineapple all over a Bronco, hilarious!

I’ll just leave my thoughts in here, I saw the Black diamond and OBX (non squatch)they’ve been traveling with. Huge fan of course, my main takeaways:

-Honestly not sold on the manual. I’ve only driven stick shift vehicles with SUPER long throws (the shortest throw is my JK that I’ve driven) so the super short throws were a bit weird to me. Not bad necessarily just felt more like what I’d imagine a mustang shifter to feel like, except a bit more vague. This is obviously a preference thing but I tell it how I see it.

-Loved the interior. Sure the materials aren’t Audi quality but it feels very comfortable. MGV was the star, I did like the leather in the OBX but the MGV is super sweet. “Supple” might be the word to describe it?

-I’m 5’11” and sitting behind myself felt perfectly fine. Ingress and egress of the rear seats is also way easier than a wrangler.

-Huge for me: resting my arm on the window sill felt just as good as my Jeep if not a little more comfortable. That is something I absolutely CANNOT stand about most modern cars and I was worried Bronco would be the same. Ford nailed it.

-Mirror visibility was great, the soft tops were in various states so I didn’t actually check over my shoulder.

Those are just the main things off the top of my head. Sean from @Ourbroncolife was great to shoot the shit with, clearly a dude who loves all things Bronco and a great brand ambassador. Pretty funny moment happened, someone asked him about a “Raptor Bronco” which he wasn’t able to comment on, so I had to chime in and let them know about Warthog and that it’ll have 37’s: felt like a total nerd but I figured maybe I’d talk them out of an earlier reservation and move some of us up in line LOL.

Great meeting and chatting with you today. Enjoyed our time together! Good takeaways too. See you down the road

 

[kylearmani]

This might be the most important thing ever posted on this forum.

 

[sergk]

Bertucci field watch?

 

[ATLColonial]

Pineapple green confirmed for 2022?

 

[gshorn]

http://stormsteen.com/pineapples-an..., what was said is,the Bat Signal of swingers.

 

[BroncoRevital]

That’s commitment. You did us proud. I hope you were eating pizza at the time. BN can’t compete with this stuff

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