Mr. Levine's twitter feed gonna be likeThe torches and pitchforks come out at precisely 10/01/2021 12:00:01 AM!!!
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Mr. Levine's twitter feed gonna be likeThe torches and pitchforks come out at precisely 10/01/2021 12:00:01 AM!!!
Actually my wife and I are flying to Austin in the morning, off-roadeo on Friday!An Off Roadeo email, right?
Positive vibes only until 10/1.
Mine was in Ohio today too on rail. Maybe the same train?My train is scooting. MI yesterday, Ohio today.
Thatās a hell of a day to fly into Austin. First day of Austin City Limits Festival.Actually my wife and I are flying to Austin in the morning, off-roadeo on Friday!
1000% chance of rain!
Bellevue? Going to Philly?Mine was in Ohio today too on rail. Maybe the same train?
Walbridge OH. Going to TX.Bellevue? Going to Philly?
Who wants to join me on Operation Dirt Mountain Rescue. 10/1/21. BYOB.The torches and pitchforks come out at precisely 10/01/2021 12:00:01 AM!!!
I fly into Detroit for a wedding in less than a month. If itās still there, Iām not flying home. One way or the other.Who wants to join me on Operation Dirt Mountain Rescue. 10/1/21. BYOB.
* The second B is for bolt cutters.
No need, youāre going to get released overnight.I fly into Detroit for a wedding in less than a month. If itās still there, Iām not flying home. One way or the other.
I almost wrote a very similar post this morning.No email again.
Friends, Iām honestly starting to rethink this journey. The universe is trying to warn me and itās time I listen.
I sold one death trap motorcycle to make garage room for Bronco. It turns out that the Bronco is already trying to kill me. Nothing about this has gone well.
Opening night website crash
Dealer swaps
No body color roof
No dual roof
Never really wanted the MIC but needed it for hookups.
Dealer swag- none
VIN the day before ever seeing on in person. No changing now.
Get a call the next day, I won. $500 accessory gift card (find out later itās only if I purchase new Bronco through different dealer- piss off Bozard)
Delays.
No warning in production
MAP floods when Bronco is on assembly line
Banished to Dirt Mountain
Repeated lies from dealership and regional reps
Color matched Yetis- wrong order
Hood strut- lost order
Poster- damage
Pulled over on way to test drive- got out of ticket (small victory)
Hammock- what hammock?
Grill- Ford sent the wrong one
More Dirt Mountain
Lift- 4WP could find all boxes
Emblems- lost/delayed in mail 3 times
Roll bar PPF- USPS sent it on a week long joyride
Bronco cash program- dealer: we know nothing about that
Dealer- letās wait 2 more weeks and see what happens
Whatās next?
Ford deny $1000 in points?
Engine failure?
MIC?
Parts shortage?
Goat broken? (Iām a vet but itās been a long time since my small ruminant classes)
Damaged in transport?
Hidden demons and quirks from sitting?
Nearly all of these have been reported.
Nothing about this is fun anymore. I should have kept the Harley and gone out with a smile.
Please spare me the āyouāre so closeā and āitās worth the waitā. I appreciate it, but this crap is mentally taxing and Iām nearly tapped out anymore.
Rant over.