A student in my neighborhood had a Jeep with the spare tire cover reading, "Don't Follow Me--You Won't Make It." I asked if if/where he went wheeling.
He didn't.
At a red light, I pulled up to a Jeep with a guy who had the same tire cover. I rolled down my window and caught his attention.
"If you're going somewhere, I'll follow you in case you need help."
He gave me a quizzical look. I continued,
"Well I have a winch and you don't."
The light turned green.