Bronco Shower?

[Toccoa]

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[North7]

Sorry, this member will not be rewriting history.

Another tradition is to consider ships as female, referring to them as ‘she’. Although it may sound strange referring to an inanimate object as ‘she’, this tradition relates to the idea of a female figure such as a mother or goddess guiding and protecting a ship and crew.

And the same goes for aircraft.

 

[PSUTE]

I have two girls. So the Bronco would be my only son. I can’t handle three girls?

Drowning in a sea of estrogen?... ...

 

[Squatch]

Sorry, this member will not be rewriting history.

All of my vehicles have seemed like a dude to me, so they got dude names. I had an F150 whose honeycomb grille bit the head off of a bat! How do you not name it Ozzy after that?

 

[Toccoa]

Sorry, this member will not be rewriting history.

Another tradition is to consider ships as female, referring to them as ‘she’. Although it may sound strange referring to an inanimate object as ‘she’, this tradition relates to the idea of a female figure such as a mother or goddess guiding and protecting a ship and crew.

And the same goes for aircraft.

A woman wrote that, right? ? Way too complimentary.

 

[Squatch]

A woman wrote that didn’t she? ?

I think a dude who was often out at sea got caught, by the wife, using female pronouns and explained it away by saying he was referring to the ship.

 

[North7]

Sirens song...

 

[BennyBronco69]

So, my wife and I have mentioned multiple times how this Bronco will be like our third child, so I ask... in the months leading up to his arrival (I have two girls already, so yes, his), would it be appropriate to have a Bronco shower?

We could send out invites to all of our friends & family. At the party we could play, pin the tire on the Bronco, and eat cake shaped like him.

Then for presents, accessories for him could be provided. Included, but not limited to, a lift kit, aftermarket wheels, Nitto Trail Grappler tires, slide out tail gate, the bar to hold my cell/go pro, just to name a few.

Thoughts?

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Wish I read this before placing my order.

Could've ordered base and had guests buy me everything missing from my build to take it to a BL.

 

[BD1]

This reminds me of the hey sarge thread where I was an occasional lurker. I found it very entertaining but didn't follow all the inside jokes.

Did that thread disappear?

 

[Used2jeep]

Are we still living in a society where we can revoke a “man”card?

Nope. Because the cards don't exist.

 

[Toccoa]

This reminds me of the hey sarge thread where I was an occasional lurker. I found it very entertaining but didn't follow all the inside jokes.

Did that thread disappear?

Yes, it self imploded.

 

[Used2jeep]

Yes, it self imploded.

With a touch of help.

 

[Toccoa]

With a touch of help.

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