Bronco Shower?

[Diydner]

So, my wife and I have mentioned multiple times how this Bronco will be like our third child, so I ask... in the months leading up to his arrival (I have two girls already, so yes, his), would it be appropriate to have a Bronco shower?

We could send out invites to all of our friends & family. At the party we could play, pin the tire on the Bronco, and eat cake shaped like him.

Then for presents, accessories for him could be provided. Included, but not limited to, a lift kit, aftermarket wheels, Nitto Trail Grappler tires, slide out tail gate, the bar to hold my cell/go pro, just to name a few.

Thoughts?

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[Squatch]

Him?

Edit: Oh, you want to have a baby shower for a car like you're suffering from some cognitive impairment and you want people to bring you gifts like you're Caesar?

Well, a baby shower also celebrates a terrible financial decision, so what's the difference?

 

[Diydner]

Him?

I have two girls. So the Bronco would be my only son. I can’t handle three girls?

 

[shieldsy]

You are skipping steps that need to be addressed before your Bronco shower.

Focus on what to do for your gender reveal party.

 

[Squatch]

I have two girls. So the Bronco would be my only son. I can’t handle three girls?

@EvlNvrDys- not gonna do it.

 

[Diydner]

You are skipping steps that need to be addressed before your Bronco shower.

Focus on what to do for your gender reveal party.

TRUE!

 

[Toccoa]

 

[MrJoe]

Oh, hell no!! That sounds disgusting.

 

[Murph914]

So long as you don't burn down half the country telling everyone you're calling your Bronco a him I say go for it.

 

[Used2jeep]

@EvlNvrDys- not gonna do it.

 

[EvlNvrDys]

@EvlNvrDys- not gonna do it.

Sometimes I really gotta scroll up to see what's going on... All I saw was Bronco Shower and then I got 2 girls.... whew that was a close one.



Edit: I'm leaving this thread now before I say something I would regret...

To the O/P, you do you man. Wanna have a Bronco Shower or just a big ass party, go for it!! I approve!

 

[Used2jeep]

So long as you don't burn down half the country telling everyone you're calling your Bronco a him I say go for it.

His Bronco is a "they/them".

 

[j_marinelli]

Him?

 

[Squatch]

 

[Used2jeep]

Maybe this fish, for a taxi Tuesday, is less offensive.

EDIT #2: sheesh, can't believe that I have offended your sense of proclivities. Should I be ashamed of myself?

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