Finally joined the team!!!

[bettsy02]

After owning an 18 Rubicon, finally upgraded! And what an upgrade it is!!!

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[Ford Motor Company]

After owning an 18 Rubicon, finally upgraded! And what an upgrade it is!!!

Welcome to team Bronco, we're so happy to have you!!

 

[G1D1UP]

Welcome to the Pride!

Suggestions... only hang out with Bronco owners. Forsake all other friends/family... they are not needed now. You have a Bronco.

Scrap the kid's college fund and use it for mods to said Bronco. Let your kids fend for themselves anyway. They will be okay... you have a Bronco now.

All social and professional interactions with the public should be conducted primarily outside, yes... near or in your Bronco. Preferably the driver's seat.

Taxes - still pay them; Job - still attend; Food? Yes - but not in the Bronco. You don't want things to get messy.

If you find yourself in future conversations about stupid shit (politics, movies, life), try to make sure your Bronco can be seen and looked at in the distance, over their shoulder, so it's easier to look like you care and are paying attention to anything other than your Bronco. Also, always try to make the conversation come back to your Bronco. Chances are, they don't own one and you should only be hanging out with Bronco owners anyway.

Hope this helps you to be a better member of the "Team."

 

[bettsy02]

Welcome to the Pride!

Suggestions... only hang out with Bronco owners. Forsake all other friends/family... they are not needed now. You have a Bronco.

Scrap the kid's college fund and use it for mods to said Bronco. Let your kids fend for themselves anyway. They will be okay... you have a Bronco now.

All social and professional interactions with the public should be conducted primarily outside, yes... near or in your Bronco. Preferably the driver's seat.

Taxes - still pay them; Job - still attend; Food? Yes - but not in the Bronco. You don't want things to get messy.

If you find yourself in future conversations about stupid shit (politics, movies, life), try to make sure your Bronco can be seen and looked at in the distance, over their shoulder, so it's easier to look like you care and are paying attention to anything other than your Bronco. Also, always try to make the conversation come back to your Bronco. Chances are, they don't own one and you should only be hanging out with Bronco owners anyway.

Hope this helps you to be a better member of the "Team."

That's some good words to live by!!!

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