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Hi,
My name is Jamie, and I'm a refresher.
My addiction started back in January when Ford Motor Company gave me a hit of " Order Confirmed".
I'd visit their site once a day back then, you know how it is when you take that first hit off the refresh button right?
Oh man, it was so good....But as time went on I found myself not satisfied and hitting it more and more, but that "OrderConfirmed" just wasn't doing it anymore.
And when I thought I could quit? Ford came in and gave me some of that "In Production"..WOW!! That shit is LEGIT! OMG! Let me feel that rush again!
But like that hit of "Order Confirmed", my "In Production" was wearing off fast and I was hitting the refresh a dozen times a day just trying to maintain my high.
And when I thought I couldn't sink any lower I found myself standing outside a giant fenced in dirt parking lot trying to get off on a sea of Broncos next to a pile of dirt.
Yeah, those were dark days. I'm not proud of what I did to get off, but I'm sure most of you understand.
In my darkest hour, Ford Motor Company decided to keep me hooked and gave me a DOUBLE SHOT... Like doing a rail of coke off a strippe...Well, you get the picture.
Ford pumped into me a "Shipped" and "Delivery" dose. Yeah, not the FULL DOSE....these were the "Shipped est" and "Deliver est" doses.
Now...I am at rock bottom...Refreshing multiple times an hour keeping that high as high as it can be.
But I think the light is visible at the end of this tunnel and all I can do to keep from going under is...
HANG IN THERE and STAY PUMPED.
Sincerely....A future Bronco owner.
My name is Jamie, and I'm a refresher.
My addiction started back in January when Ford Motor Company gave me a hit of " Order Confirmed".
I'd visit their site once a day back then, you know how it is when you take that first hit off the refresh button right?
Oh man, it was so good....But as time went on I found myself not satisfied and hitting it more and more, but that "OrderConfirmed" just wasn't doing it anymore.
And when I thought I could quit? Ford came in and gave me some of that "In Production"..WOW!! That shit is LEGIT! OMG! Let me feel that rush again!
But like that hit of "Order Confirmed", my "In Production" was wearing off fast and I was hitting the refresh a dozen times a day just trying to maintain my high.
And when I thought I couldn't sink any lower I found myself standing outside a giant fenced in dirt parking lot trying to get off on a sea of Broncos next to a pile of dirt.
Yeah, those were dark days. I'm not proud of what I did to get off, but I'm sure most of you understand.
In my darkest hour, Ford Motor Company decided to keep me hooked and gave me a DOUBLE SHOT... Like doing a rail of coke off a strippe...Well, you get the picture.
Ford pumped into me a "Shipped" and "Delivery" dose. Yeah, not the FULL DOSE....these were the "Shipped est" and "Deliver est" doses.
Now...I am at rock bottom...Refreshing multiple times an hour keeping that high as high as it can be.
But I think the light is visible at the end of this tunnel and all I can do to keep from going under is...
HANG IN THERE and STAY PUMPED.
Sincerely....A future Bronco owner.
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