🧲 Really?!? Bronco is a effin magnet.

[MG704]

I parked far away and by myself.

I come back out 10 min later to this?!? For f**k's sake.

Edit. The whole row was trees and shade. I parked furthest away. Lots of shady spots closer to the door.

It happens to me all the time! I will park where there is not a single vehicle around and someone will still park right beside my Bronco it gets annoying! lol

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[GToddC5]

Can you show me a contraction cone.. is that for pregnacy or punctuation?

Soon to be mom wears it around her head, to protect soon to be dad from getting his head bit off and spit out.

 

[AZMikeL]

Shade from a tree equates to shit from a bird. One must pick their poison.

In the AZ sun, I'd rather have bird shit than blisters on the backs of my legs from the MGV!

Luckily, there are very few car doors out there that would make contact with my door before hitting the step slider.

Some hoopti always does this to my wife's Beamer. The sheet metal on her car is about as thick as aluminum foil (and not the heavy duty kind!)

 

[MayhemMike]

In the AZ sun, I'd rather have bird shit than blisters on the backs of my legs from the MGV!

Luckily, there are very few car doors out there that would make contact with my door before hitting the step slider.

Some hoopti always does this to my wife's Beamer. The sheet metal on her car is about as thick as aluminum foil (and not the heavy duty kind!)

I visited Arizona once. One thing that stood out was how on almost every corner in Phoenix there was a auto radiator repair shop. Of course while I was there ( December) they receive six inches of rain per year on average. I saw all six during my week long stay. “ Hot” is an understatement for Arizona.

 

[jcgcbns22]

I know
What you mean
Really need these rock rails to ship
Especially with the 2 door

Just got my Green Lane (Canada) rail/steps for the 2 door .... pics to follow

 

[Ksjrb03]

I’m definitely guilty of parking my superduty next to those who think they, or their vehicle, are special. My Bronco gets parked a little differently.

 

[66GT]

Shade from a tree equates to shit from a bird. One must pick their poison.

Not usually an issue... "Dirty Gertie" is more comfortable in a crusty film of dried mud than Armor All and Tire Shine. I literally just washed her 20 minutes before I got lunch.

Here is how she showed up to Dirtfish Summerfest among all the immaculately detailed Broncos... and a Cars and Coffee with pristine Lambos, Cobras, and 911s.
She has no shame.

 

[AK SNO RIDER]

People are followers. I would see similar things back in my carwash days. I'd have two empty bays and a line of cars at the third.

Same thing at drive through coffee shops. Not uncommon to see 2-3 cars line up on one side and the other empty.

Monkey see, Monkey do. "Oh they're parked there? I'll park there"

 

[BulldogBear]

 

[66GT]

In the AZ sun, I'd rather have bird shit than blisters on the backs of my legs from the MGV!

Luckily, there are very few car doors out there that would make contact with my door before hitting the step slider.

Some hoopti always does this to my wife's Beamer. The sheet metal on her car is about as thick as aluminum foil (and not the heavy duty kind!)

I spent two short tours at Fort Huachuca, AZ south of Tucson by the Mexican border. Even though we were at a higher elevation (and 7-10° cooler than Phoenix)... the visions I can't get out of my head are the METAL SLIDES in the playground on ridiculously sunny summer days. WTF?? Why not just take a cookie sheet out of a 350° oven and plant your baby's bare ass on it? Same effect.

Oh well, I survived childhood without a bike helmet and sleeping on the package trays of old Mercurys on long trips. I guess 3d degree burns on your ass, thighs, and calves are worth some playground fun.

 

[wetdog]

I thought the post was about the bronco being a chick magnet i was disappointed because I'm using too much gas taking all those boxes of panties the girls are throwing at the stoplights to goodwill.

 

[66GT]

Carry some big orange construction cones with you and set them out around you each time

Edited: caught being a smart ass

You think I don't do that? I think Jeep dude moved my cone all the way to the edge of the picture. Jerk.

 

[604Bronco]

I thought the post was about the bronco being a chick magnet i was disappointed because I'm using too much gas taking all those boxes of panties the girls are throwing at the stoplights to goodwill.

Maybe you and @Beach_Bum can car pool or something...

 

[sniffHound]

I won’t need shady spot for my bronco. When I get mine it will have a white top that reflects the sun. I am so looking forward to 2025.

I look for shady spots as well.

 

[jnew71]

Park in the sun and I bet the problem goes away.

Sure, but then you read posts on this board about mirrors melting, soft tops coming apart and seek out that shade. Screwed either way it seems.

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