Florida man reviews (harshly) outer banks 4 door

[Golfsnob]

Florida native and don’t own a pair of flip flops.

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[_finack]

Well to be fair I am wearing loafers today.

 

[Beach_Bum]

I live in Florida and I think the common consensus is 33’ tires min, and 35’ + is preferred for off roading around here. Definitely grab a buddy with a winch when out in Ocala national forest.

33' and 35'? Maybe the further inland and further north in Florida you go. Near the beach, we measure our tires in inches.

 

[RLW]

That interior brown with the exterior
Woof! Man that’s bad.

I still love the bronco and I am all in. Getting Badlands with A51.
But this whole deal with having trims connected to interior colors etc is a disaster.

 

[Aviationtech101]

33' and 35'? Maybe the further inland and further north in Florida you go. Near the beach, we measure our tires in inches.

Hey, the swamp gets pretty deep! 33 feet tires flip flops should do

Florida native and don’t own a pair of flip flops.

I watched one of my neighbors using his weed-whacker barefoot the other day. I’ve only been here 4 years, but that is probably the most Florida thing I’ve seen lately.

 

[buzzcutt2]

Florida native and don’t own a pair of flip flops.

Florida native and have never not owned a pair.

 

[Sancho88]

Florida man doesn’t understand how to use a touchscreen.

 

[Offroad Canuck]

Why not get the Squatch, rather than immediate lift, wheel, and tire changes?

Form over function

 

[TNcoupe]

Let's unpack this...

Camo Gym shorts.
Oakleys (and he has many more apparently)
Flip Flops
Shirt 1/2 size too small (all the Ed Hardy was in the wash that day)
skipped leg day for about 15 years.
"I'm a suburban dad"

I'm honestly surprised he didn't tell us about how awesome he did on his High School Wrestling team

Add all of these up, and we should just be surprised he doesn't have a liftjack on the hood already and a snorkel on order.

Never trust a man that wears flip flops. If he has on flip flops AND a visor....just throat punch him right there.

 

[Southern Girl]

Flip flops… the Florida state shoe. 🩴🩴

Yes.

 

[Southern Girl]

Never trust a man that wears flip flops. If he has on flip flops AND a visor....just throat punch him right there.

Good luck throat punching a Florida man wearing flip flops. He's faced gators, son. He's not afraid of you.

 

[Southern Girl]

Florida native and have never not owned a pair.

You live, like, in Lake City or Chipley, don't you?

 

[Southern Girl]

33' and 35'? Maybe the further inland and further north in Florida you go. Near the beach, we measure our tires in inches.

I concur.

 

[Monster1926]

That interior brown with the exterior
Woof! Man that’s bad.

I still love the bronco and I am all in. Getting Badlands with A51.
But this whole deal with having trims connected to interior colors etc is a disaster.

They should of made some color combinations unconfigurable.

 

[Compta38]

stock OBX is hideous.

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