Status Symbol Complex

[Rednek]

I'm just pissed that Ford didn't make the FE with it's lovely navy/pier interior availiable to us Canadians!But seriously I hope the front locker will be a separate option in all trims.

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[Shabakuza]

Jealousy is an ugly bitch. LoL.

 

[indio22]

The Bronco says we're the ones that grab life by the balls and hump it into submission.

Because nothing says "grab life by the balls" quite like the thrill and adventure of driving a loaded Sasquatch to the grocery store.

 

[Lilj4425]

People that drive the Outerbanks will be in the Starbucks drive thru more than the rest of us.

 

[Used2jeep]

"grab life by the balls" ... to the grocery store.

Rocky Mountain Oysters?

 

[stampede1]

Alright, I'll get the first round. I'm gonna be the one with the base 2 door, ugly grill, headlights, and gray roof, rockin' tires that aren't socially acceptable because they're not big enough. I'm gonna be picked last for Bronco events. I can see it now.

First of all, there are no bad broncos. And the model you are describing is what I envision when I reflect on the first and best gen bronco. The grill on yours will be the closest to the original and I think the wheels and tires are pretty cool too. The only thing I would do with that grille is have it painted silver. Do not apologize or think less of the bronco you are getting-it rocks!

 

[csj]

I hope theres some sort of real news about the new Bronco soon, this forum has devolved into a bunch of meaningless threads and posts. Jeez folks come on, that's what other social media is for, not this forum. We need some much more active admin.'s on this forum to delete a bunch of threads and posts en masse.

 

[Brocked]

I hope theres some sort of real news about the new Bronco soon, this forum has devolved into a bunch of meaningless threads and posts. Jeez folks come on, that's what other social media is for, not this forum. We need some much more active admin.'s on this forum to delete a bunch of threads and posts en masse.

Like news social media. I think we would all like to argue about the thing we all really like instead of other social media. Facebook sucks, all news sucks and I'm too old for tic-tac. (my teens would be so proud!). This is sanity, even if I disagree. Its so far from the real word that is completely insane.

 

[MallCrawlinBranco]

People that drive the Outerbanks will be in the Starbucks drive thru more than the rest of us.

Base: folgers
Big bend: Keurig
Black Diamond: french press
Outer Banks: Starbucks
Badlands: pour over
Wildtrack: Espresso machine
First Edition: Kopi Luwak served by their butler

 

[MVP]

I just wanted to make it clear, I don’t hump anything with balls. Ok, carry on.......

It doesn’t matter if you are the humper or the humpee. You do you, it’s 2020 and we are all going to die soon anyway.

 

[broadicustomworks]

It doesn’t matter if you are the humper or the humpee. You do you, it’s 2020 and we are all going to die soon anyway.

Zombies. It's why we need lockers and 35's (or 37's). Once you run one or two over they will start to pile up and get slippery.
Maybe the gunner hatch on the Hard Top isn't such a crazy thing after all. Maybe Levine knows something we don't and that's the next big news. A .50 Cal mount that mounts in lieu of the back seats.
Hey! I'll bet that's what is gonna set the WT apart from the rest and justify it. It comes with the mount and seat delete already...

 

[Dirty Bronco]

 

[Beach_Bum]

Because nothing says "grab life by the balls" quite like the thrill and adventure of driving a loaded Sasquatch to the grocery store.

Just a personal side story - I was good friends with this guy who claimed to be in the roofing business in NYC despite never knowing what a hammer was. I always assumed he was connected. He went to "work" 3 days during the week, and the rest of his time he retreated to his home in the Poconos or headed down to his loft in Miami. The guy liked his toys and showed them off. He had a Dodge Viper that he didn't know how to drive the clutch. It was an utter embarrassment to watch him back out of the driveway scraping his undercarriage on the road (dip between his driveway and road) and then grind the gears as it lurched into gear only for him to go to the grocery store.

 

[GotGOAT]

Now hold on a minute.
You have to put oil in these here Broncos?
I didn’t see that on the SPEC sheet, what the heck, Ford?!
That’s it, I’m out!

The forum will get really exciting when folks start asking about buying winches (or wenches, that always cracks me up).

Please, don’t bash new off-road folks, we need as many Bronco Fanatics as possible for our beloved a Bronco to succeed and have a long run.

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