I feel attacked

[Mikerkelly]

I mean....maybe this Jeep owner just likes unicorns....but I can't help but feel it's directed towards us. Either way it made me laugh.

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[cbrenthus]

I feel VERY attacked! I suffer from prismalflatulence and get very offended when someone downplays it in this fashion. Having a rainbow shot out your butt every time you fart is a serious condition

 

[tock13]

Naaw, the (insert pronoun here) is obviously a bronie and the meaning behind that cover has a far, far deeper meaning in their world than making digs at Bronco owners.

 

[BluBronco]

Think I still got a few of these stickers left

 

[tock13]

Think I still got a few of these stickers left

Love it! Since I got nothin to sticker yet, I needed a shirt…

 

[Shazamalingo]

I mean....maybe this Jeep owner just likes unicorns....but I can't help but feel it's directed towards us. Either way it made me laugh.

It has nothing to do with Broncos. "Unicorn rainbow poop" is a thing now. They have it for popcorn, ice cream flavor, etc... It's insanity.

If you have a daughter under 10, you know about this lol

 

[DD214]

I’ll bet that is one of those pouty jeeps with the angry eyes.

 

[JediMcMuffin]

I saw an instagram post yesterday where someone said "The mud on our tires is older than the factory your Bronco was made in". So I replied: your mud is from 1957?

 

[Tex]

I saw an instagram post yesterday where someone said "The mud on our tires is older than the factory your Bronco was made in". So I replied: your mud is from 1957?

I mean, he's not wrong...have you ever stopped to consider how old dirt is? Depending on where exactly its at, that dirt has probably been weathered out of granitic cratons formed during the Archeon Eon, deposited via erosion in ancient sea floors devoid of life and oxygen, turned into rock via cementation and diagenesis, undergone subduction and converted to metamorphic rock, uplifted via orogeny, eventually eroded again into the ocean from rivers history will never know, and proceeded to start all over again who knows how many times before it finally eroded into a quaternary deposit creating the land for the trail this person was driving on, before someday in the future being carried back into the ocean to start the process over again. Could be billions of years old for all we know. Certainly far older than humanity, much less the Industrial Age. Unless he's talking about the last time the dirt was wet, which doesn't really make much sense, as tires usually don't last that long and neither does the weak bond that dried mud has on rubber. Just a few years is all it takes for mud to flake off a tire in a dry building sheltered from the elements. I only know this because I parked my muddy Jeep in the hangar years ago and never took it back out. It sort of cleaned itself off and there's a dirt outline underneath it.

 

[Yeti-X]

I mean, he's not wrong...have you ever stopped to consider how old dirt is? Depending on where exactly its at, that dirt has probably been weathered out of granitic cratons formed during the Archeon Eon, deposited via erosion in ancient sea floors devoid of life and oxygen, turned into rock via cementation and diagenesis, undergone subduction and converted to metamorphic rock, uplifted via orogeny, eventually eroded again into the ocean from rivers history will never know, and proceeded to start all over again who knows how many times before it finally eroded into a quaternary deposit creating the land for the trail this person was driving on, before someday in the future being carried back into the ocean to start the process over again. Could be billions of years old for all we know. Certainly far older than humanity, much less the Industrial Age. Unless he's talking about the last time the dirt was wet, which doesn't really make much sense, as tires usually don't last that long and neither does the weak bond that dried mud has on rubber. Just a few years is all it takes for mud to flake off a tire in a dry building sheltered from the elements. I only know this because I parked my muddy Jeep in the hangar years ago and never took it back out. It sort of cleaned itself off and there's a dirt outline underneath it.

OMG somebody thought about that way too hard. But you're not wrong LOL

 

[Arrowbear Rider]

I mean, he's not wrong...have you ever stopped to consider how old dirt is? Depending on where exactly its at, that dirt has probably been weathered out of granitic cratons formed during the Archeon Eon, deposited via erosion in ancient sea floors devoid of life and oxygen, turned into rock via cementation and diagenesis, undergone subduction and converted to metamorphic rock, uplifted via orogeny, eventually eroded again into the ocean from rivers history will never know, and proceeded to start all over again who knows how many times before it finally eroded into a quaternary deposit creating the land for the trail this person was driving on, before someday in the future being carried back into the ocean to start the process over again. Could be billions of years old for all we know. Certainly far older than humanity, much less the Industrial Age. Unless he's talking about the last time the dirt was wet, which doesn't really make much sense, as tires usually don't last that long and neither does the weak bond that dried mud has on rubber. Just a few years is all it takes for mud to flake off a tire in a dry building sheltered from the elements. I only know this because I parked my muddy Jeep in the hangar years ago and never took it back out. It sort of cleaned itself off and there's a dirt outline underneath it.

What if it's soil?

 

[Lilj4425]

Somebody thought I was a gopher once if it makes you feel better.

 

[Tex]

What if it's soil?

But what if it's fossilized remains of a reef broken down into soil particulate size

 

[Bronco_montana]

I’m looking for safe space to read this

 

[Shawntrex]

Love it! Since I got nothin to sticker yet, I needed a shirt…

I need that as a sticker!

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