Unless I live to 102, my midlife crisis is in the rearview!
I loved both my Early Broncos dearly and it was sad to see the last one go several years ago, but simply don't have the time it takes to always wrench on them. The new Bronco gets me a reliable, capable rig that I can take the family anywhere I want offroad. Extra bonus - it can blow COLD air from the dash as both my EBs tended to have cooling issues on warmer days.
Plus, there's no cooler off road rig in my mind than a Bronco - regardless of the year!
It seems you do not understand, as Men we can have several midlife crises, I had one at 13, 21, 30 and now I am going to have another at 52+. This just shows everyone time has no meaning but crisis is always a reason.