You Know You Drive a Bronco When…

[ScorpydJim]

That was the first thing I took off.



My mom calls my two door one of the "little ones" and it pisses me off. Just because it's a few inches shorter doesn't mean it's "little".



A random cashier in an Arby's drive thru said, "That's a two door? Wait, is that the Bronco? They make two door Broncos!"

That’s not what she said… a few inches shorter DOES make it little

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[ColoradoKid26]

When you can't decide how or which lift for your BadSquatch.

 

[lapazleo]

When you have at least one of these in your man (or woman) cave and it's the first thing you turn on when you get home.

 

[Dickzip]

A grandma stops you from leaving the gas station asking to take photos of the bronco...

 

[YULQQKN4]

when you're always at the gas station......

 

[wbrainbow]

When you tell people you only waited 364 days and they look at you like your crazy.
Wonder how they knew?

 

[RideEmCowboy]

Random boomers compliment you, but your wife doesn't understand what all the fuss is about

Change that to "hubby," but he stopped asking questions when he was parked in a beach town while I did errands and 3 little bathing beauties came up to him and oohed and ahhed.

 

[RideEmCowboy]

When you accelerate towards potholes

Yep, I boldly go where no Tesla dares to go, heading straight into 10'x8" puddles at the ranch.

 

[stonerdoom]

You wish these were back in stock...

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[RideEmCowboy]

...when you introduce your rig as "Steamboat," the most famous bucking bronc in rodeo history (the one that's on the Wyoming state license plate and the Wyoming quarter).

 

[mrjerry469]

when the gas station chick knows your kids' names

Does that have anything to do with the Bronco or the gas station chick lol

 

[SROC3]

........ you feel holes burning in your back from all those stares

 

[Lèòn]

People ask when you’re putting the hard top back on

 

[Lake Tahoe Traveler]

You’re getting gas…. And some toothless red neck meth head with a cowboy hat and a freshly lit Marlboro hanging off his lips….

Comes up… puts his arm around you…. and with a smile showing what few teeth are left in his head….and…. with the worse breath known to mankind,….(looks you straight in the eye)
….. and…declares you are his long lost cousin!!!

 

[OmahaKevin]

When you have at least one of these in your man (or woman) cave and it's the first thing you turn on when you get home.

I want one!!!

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