I think they should use Ron Jeremy. He could be out offroading through some brush, and at the top of the screen it says 'there's no bush too thick, or valley too deep for the Bronco!', then he disappears into a dense area, and at the end he's on a mountain top eating a slice of pineapple pizza. And then he says 'the Bronco always finishes on top', with a wink.
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