Post your funny comments related to your Bronco...

[U725Bronco]

I'll start....I just filled up my Bronco for the first time at Costco gas. A dude in a stock Rubicon Wrangler pulled in front of me. Here's our conversation:

Him - How do you like your Bronco?

Me - I like it, but I've only had it a week.

Him - Is that the regular Bronco or Sport? (side note - he was behind me in line so could see the 35" spare tire, now he's in front of me and can see the First Edition grill and Bull bar)

Me - thinking to myself...you asshole...I see what you did there

Me - It's the full size Bronco. How do you like your Wrangler?

Him - I like it so much I even gave it a name.

Me - I'm not going to ask this dude the name of his Wrangler. Blank stare.

Him - I was thinking about trading in my Wrangler for a Bronco.

Me - They are hard to buy right now. If you didn't have a reservation within the first week, then you will need to wait awhile or pay a big mark-up.

a few more minor comments and a Happy Trails salutation

I just found the Bronco Sport question odd from a dude with a Rubicon and then telling me he was thinking of trading it in

Let's hear your funny comments related to your Bronco

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[JBrew]

My co-workers: Have you got your Bronco yet?

My friends: When are you getting your Bronco?

Me: Go F*** yourself with a rusty shovel.

 

[kodiakisland]

No funny comments, but I have to show it to several people every time I stop. Lots of positive comments.

 

[Superthornbird]

My co-workers: Have you got your Bronco yet?

My friends: When are you getting your Bronco?

Me: Go F*** yourself with a rusty shovel.

They call me "No Bronco" unfortunately knows this too....

 

[Broncotrax]

"Your Bronco should be here any day now"

 

[Lab00Rat]

Friend: Any word on your Bronco yet?

Me: You wound me, deeply, again.

 

[SevenT]

1. My Bronco is Antimatter Blue and everyone tells me it is a nice black truck until they get within 2 to 3 feet and then they say, 'Oh, it's blue'. Gets most every time. Love this color and the reactions. 2. That looks so much bigger than the Sport.

 

[BlueOvalBandit]

Everybody who knows I've had my Tacoma (Base prerunner with zero options) for 17 years....

"How do you like your Bronco compared to your Tacoma?"

Me: Bro... I didn't even have power windows or locks, are you serious?

 

[Happy]

I know it's listed on our new vehicle inventory and our website says it's for sale.
But no it's not for sale until next spring.

 

[RenoBronco]

Everybody who knows I've had my Tacoma (Base prerunner with zero options) for 17 years....

"How do you like your Bronco compared to your Tacoma?"

Me: Bro... I didn't even have power windows or locks, are you serious?

I'll see your 17 year old Tacoma and raise you a 35 year old F-150. I've always just bought old cars and ran them for 6 months to a couple years.

I told a buddy I ordered a Bronco and he was incredulous that I would buy a car without driving it first. I reminded him of my current vehicle.

 

[Lowcountry Bronco]

My co-workers: Have you got your Bronco yet?

My friends: When are you getting your Bronco?

Me: Go F*** yourself with a rusty shovel.

You forgot to add: I see Broncos all over town ... when you getting yours. Yes, of course they're referring to the "Sport".

 

[Broncodave]

My co-workers: Have you got your Bronco yet?

My friends: When are you getting your Bronco?

Me: Go F*** yourself with a rusty shovel.

Now that made me laugh! Winner!

 

[Broncodave]

Post your funny comments related to your Bronco...

After Thanksgiving, I'll let you know.

 

[Wookiee]

My wife is a stylist and this conversation took place MONTHS ago…

Woman in another stylists chair:
“I just got my Bronco and LOVE IT”
Stylist says to my wife : “Hey when is your Bronco coming in”

Wife: “Don’t really know yet, it’s quite a mess with Ford now”

Lady in chair “ Oh your gonna love it when you finally get it, I can tell you all about it”

Wife: I appreciate that but I ordered a full size Bronco not the sport

I LOVE THAT WOMAN!

Just brought it home from the stable today!

 

[Aut-Lin]

My co-workers: Have you got your Bronco yet?

My friends: When are you getting your Bronco?

Me: Go F*** yourself with a rusty shovel.

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