My eye twitches everytime someone says behoove or caveat off that.Just to caveat off that, it'd behoove of you to get your dick skinners out of your pockets
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My eye twitches everytime someone says behoove or caveat off that.Just to caveat off that, it'd behoove of you to get your dick skinners out of your pockets
Tomorrow is my big call day and I'm so stealing this!I too used to sit in on a lot of meetings, I was a Risk Management consultant for large scale IT projects; I made this up at one point for teleconferences;
My favorite line to use on customers when I used to be in sales:I have the distinct pleasure (not) to sit in a lot of meetings and have started to keep a list of the various cringe-worthy jargon I hear.
Here are a few current favorites to start us out.
“Pull on that string for me” - my old boss used to say this when someone would make a statement and he was looking for more detail/context.
“I’m not going to drain this slide” - when a presenter has a slide they’re presenting that usually is an “eye chart” with way too much content meaning they’re not going to discuss every detail on the slide.