Two good reasons for ventilated seats or maybe three!

[zaki]

There are at least two (and actually three ) sound reasons why Ford and all manufacturers should seriously consider offering ventilated seats as an option in all their vehicles.

1. There is a very good reason your “boys” are hanging outside your body. Production of healthy sperm requires a temperature about 4 degrees below body temperature. The cremaster muscle contracts to bring your jewels closer to your body if environmental temperature is too low and relaxes to allow them to fall farther away from the body if the environmental temperature is too high and I am sure we all know this. Prolonged exposure to excessive heat as in a kitchen, sauna or hot bath or even on the vinyl seat of a bicycle can kill sperm leading to decreased fertility. A hot vinyl seat on a hot day of trailing can lead to shooting blanks later!

So that's two reasons.

3. Avoidance of discomfort and the so called “Swamp Ass” alone is a good enough reason for many.


I know we are all debating within ourselves the various options and seatings as we contemplate the orders to open up and I am sorry if I have made this debate a little more complicated and frustrating but decisions can be better made with as much information as possible.

I want vinyl seats because of the advantages of easy cleaning and weather resistance but the above two points are concerning me. Ventilated vinyl seats with perforations should not be an issue in rain as the fan blowing the air can be located to avoid this.

Thoughts?

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[Toccoa]

There are at least two (and actually three ) sound reasons why Ford and all manufacturers should seriously consider offering ventilated seats as an option in all their vehicles.

1. There is a very good reason your “boys” are hanging outside your body. Production of healthy sperm requires a temperature about 4 degrees below body temperature. The cremaster muscle contracts to bring your jewels closer to your body if environmental temperature is too low and relaxes to allow them to fall farther away from the body if the environmental temperature is too high and I am sure we all know this. Prolonged exposure to excessive heat as in a kitchen, sauna or hot bath or even on the vinyl seat of a bicycle can kill sperm leading to decreased fertility. A hot vinyl seat on a hot day of trailing can lead to shooting blanks later!

So that's two reasons.

3. Avoidance of discomfort and the so called “Swamp Ass” alone is a good enough reason for many.


I know we are all debating within ourselves the various options and seatings as we contemplate the orders to open up and I am sorry if I have made this debate a little more complicated and frustrating but decisions can be better made with as much information as possible.

I want vinyl seats because of the advantages of easy cleaning and weather resistance but the above two points are concerning me. Ventilated vinyl seats with perforations should not be an issue in rain as the fan blowing the air can be located to avoid this.

Thoughts?

We have lots of thoughts on the subject.

Cooled Seats: The missing feature

 

[North7]

There are at least two (and actually three ) sound reasons why Ford and all manufacturers should seriously consider offering ventilated seats as an option in all their vehicles.

1. There is a very good reason your “boys” are hanging outside your body. Production of healthy sperm requires a temperature about 4 degrees below body temperature. The cremaster muscle contracts to bring your jewels closer to your body if environmental temperature is too low and relaxes to allow them to fall farther away from the body if the environmental temperature is too high and I am sure we all know this. Prolonged exposure to excessive heat as in a kitchen, sauna or hot bath or even on the vinyl seat of a bicycle can kill sperm leading to decreased fertility. A hot vinyl seat on a hot day of trailing can lead to shooting blanks later!

So that's two reasons.

3. Avoidance of discomfort and the so called “Swamp Ass” alone is a good enough reason for many.


I know we are all debating within ourselves the various options and seatings as we contemplate the orders to open up and I am sorry if I have made this debate a little more complicated and frustrating but decisions can be better made with as much information as possible.

I want vinyl seats because of the advantages of easy cleaning and weather resistance but the above two points are concerning me. Ventilated vinyl seats with perforations should not be an issue in rain as the fan blowing the air can be located to avoid this.

Thoughts?

And here I thought I only had to worry about Swamp Ass here in our Texas Humidity, who knew I would get a lesson in human biology on Bronco6g

 

[pan-y-cerveza]

We need some more info from Ford. These threads on seats are getting out of hand.

Seems everyone needs something else to complain about.

 

[icavedin]

 

[LemonShark]

As I type this, my three kids wage war in the background.

I'd be okay producing a lot less sperm.

Thanks Ford.

 

[vintage]

 

[zaki]

We have lots of thoughts on the subject.

Cooled Seats: The missing feature

I am certain male infertility was not something discussed as a concern

 

[Paint]

Paging @Dead Horse

 

[pan-y-cerveza]

Paging @Dead Horse

Busier than Doug.

 

[bbqbronco]

Prolonged exposure to excessive heat as in a kitchen, sauna or hot bath or even on the vinyl seat of a bicycle can kill sperm leading to decreased fertility. A hot vinyl seat on a hot day of trailing can lead to shooting blanks later!

I can't imagine the bicycle seat was invented by a man.

New form of bc? Don't worry girl I was just riding in the bronco

 

[Straight 6]

If you're using tiny holes in the seat an a factor on family planning, that might be a sign that you shouldn't have children


The truck is air conditioned........

 

[Bullseye]

Open top vehicle that goes off-roading and needs to be weather/water resistant. Owner wants the seats to be poked full of holes like their King Ranch pickup.

 

[zaki]

I can't imagine the bicycle seat was invented by a man.

New form of bc? Don't worry girl I was just riding in the bronco

? yeah and it works 50% of the time...maybe ?

 

[zaki]

Open top vehicle that goes off-roading and needs to be weather/water resistant. Owner wants the seats to be poked full of holes like their King Ranch pickup.

I am certain that Ford will let anyone buy the Bronco, even those who will keep the top on in 100 degree blistering days?

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