Two good reasons for ventilated seats or maybe three!

[lobbs611]

Vehicles have existed for a few millennia now and somehow, some way the human species has managed to keep itself going without the ventilated seats introduced fairly recently ?. It's not that serious of an issue.

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[zaki]

Vehicles have existed for a few millennia now and somehow, some way the human species has managed to keep itself going without the ventilated seats introduced fairly recently ?. It's not that serious of an issue.

It certainly is not, in the greater scheme of things.
But remind yourself that many features in your car that you would hate to be without today were also considered needless by some at some time.

But I see your point.?

 

[AZMikeL]

Family planning - not an issue as we're done with that part of life!

Swampass is just a part of life here in Phoenix - even happens with cloth seats. My superduty has cloth and I still get out with backside all sweaty. My wife's Beemer has an absolutely rocking A/C, but no seat cooling on the leather. I get out of that thing freezing in the front and wet on the back.

 

[MCG DAWG]

There are at least two (and actually three ) sound reasons why Ford and all manufacturers should seriously consider offering ventilated seats as an option in all their vehicles.

1. There is a very good reason your “boys” are hanging outside your body. Production of healthy sperm requires a temperature about 4 degrees below body temperature. The cremaster muscle contracts to bring your jewels closer to your body if environmental temperature is too low and relaxes to allow them to fall farther away from the body if the environmental temperature is too high and I am sure we all know this. Prolonged exposure to excessive heat as in a kitchen, sauna or hot bath or even on the vinyl seat of a bicycle can kill sperm leading to decreased fertility. A hot vinyl seat on a hot day of trailing can lead to shooting blanks later!

So that's two reasons.

3. Avoidance of discomfort and the so called “Swamp Ass” alone is a good enough reason for many.


I know we are all debating within ourselves the various options and seatings as we contemplate the orders to open up and I am sorry if I have made this debate a little more complicated and frustrating but decisions can be better made with as much information as possible.

I want vinyl seats because of the advantages of easy cleaning and weather resistance but the above two points are concerning me. Ventilated vinyl seats with perforations should not be an issue in rain as the fan blowing the air can be located to avoid this.

Thoughts?

I've been neutered. No worries.

 

[zaki]

My wife's Beemer has an absolutely rocking A/C, but no seat cooling on the leather. I get out of that thing freezing in the front and wet on the back.

Precisely the point.?

 

[zaki]

I've been neutered. No worries.

You are good to go trailing my friend ?

 

[frinesi2]

Wow we're getting to IBTL-worthy threads now! It's almost like a real forum!

God dammit.

 

[zaki]

Wow we're getting to IBTL-worthy threads now! It's almost like a real forum!

God dammit.

Wow! Didn’t realise needed your clearance to post! My apologies your highness!?

 

[frinesi2]

Wow! Didn’t realise needed your clearance to post! My apologies your highness!?

No problem! Just run it by me next time ?

Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna go back to thinking about how things I say on the internet sound harsher than I intend.

 

[bravely]

There are at least two (and actually three ) sound reasons why Ford and all manufacturers should seriously consider offering ventilated seats as an option in all their vehicles.

1. There is a very good reason your “boys” are hanging outside your body. Production of healthy sperm requires a temperature about 4 degrees below body temperature. The cremaster muscle contracts to bring your jewels closer to your body if environmental temperature is too low and relaxes to allow them to fall farther away from the body if the environmental temperature is too high and I am sure we all know this. Prolonged exposure to excessive heat as in a kitchen, sauna or hot bath or even on the vinyl seat of a bicycle can kill sperm leading to decreased fertility. A hot vinyl seat on a hot day of trailing can lead to shooting blanks later!

So that's two reasons.

3. Avoidance of discomfort and the so called “Swamp Ass” alone is a good enough reason for many.


I know we are all debating within ourselves the various options and seatings as we contemplate the orders to open up and I am sorry if I have made this debate a little more complicated and frustrating but decisions can be better made with as much information as possible.

I want vinyl seats because of the advantages of easy cleaning and weather resistance but the above two points are concerning me. Ventilated vinyl seats with perforations should not be an issue in rain as the fan blowing the air can be located to avoid this.

Thoughts?

Some years ago, Ford did have ventilated seats in some cars. After a few years of driving, the "vents" got clogged with sweat & dirt. Impossible to clean.

 

[Jalgieri]

As I type this, my three kids wage war in the background.

I'd be okay producing a lot less sperm.

Thanks Ford.

ROFLMFAO!

 

[71to21-2DR]

And here I was thinking it was gonna be about farting!
Do you ever fart on cloth seats?
Soon as you get out, you get a nice big wiff and then it lingers overnight in your truck!

 

[AZMikeL]

And here I was thinking it was gonna be about farting!
Do you ever fart on cloth seats?
Soon as you get out, you get a nice big wiff and then it lingers overnight in your truck!

That's a tossup right there:

Leather = fart bounces back into the cab instatly

Cloth = slow release

 

[bluesun68]

I have a vehicle with heated and cooled seats. By time the heat kicks in the cabin is warm and I don't need it. The cooled seats work, but I rarely turn them on. I live in the hottest place in the country, but the a/c works well enough that my back isn't all sweaty.

 

[71to21-2DR]

That's a tossup right there:

Leather = fart bounces back into the cab instatly

Cloth = slow release

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