A note to the 4-door brigade: We get it already!!!!!

[Bronco4lyfe85]

Seriously, you guys are becoming the stars of the cancel culture society. WORDS HURT ME!

We already know the 2D looks best (just like the 2D version of pretty much every vehicle that’s ever existed). Why are you so offended when we tell you this? We understand you have perfectly-rational reasons for choosing the 4D but what about our reasons?

- 2 door looks better

- We don’t have crib midgets, maybe only dogs. Or a spouse I guess.

- We don’t have friends, you guys have friends and take them places in your car??

- We won’t have rear seat passengers besides the doggies = more room for more food.

- Real Broncos are only 2 doors.

- 4 doors are for soccer moms, mall crawlers and posers.

- Some of us don’t intend to sleep in it and maybe some of us are 3’ tall? Dick!

- No passengers = plenty of room for more food! “Hey Steve if you want to come, get your own car you mooch!”

- Oh you have an extra roof panel you won’t remove while going to the mall or soccer practice? Cool for you.

- Did I mention the 2 door looks better?

Etc.

Can’t we all just get along?

Remember, 4 is more but it’s a bore.

2 DOOR FTW!!!






7/2/21 I guess I should edit and add this for new people who weren’t privy to the original context.

https://www.bronco6g.com/forum/threads/a-note-to-the-2-door-brigade-we-get-it-already.14467/






Yes, this is all sarcasm you little nannies.

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[ZackDanger]

 

[Ryuk]

I prefer to call them Crotch fruit.

 

[Bronco4lyfe85]

You damn 4 door elitists

 

[RookieMissSteak]

- We don’t have crib midgets, maybe only dogs. Or a spouse I guess.

Wait, I have a kid and I’m getting a two door... am I a horrible mom?

 

[DeltaBravo]

Oh no... someones gonna get TRIGGERED!!!2!

 

[THEMANatwar]

Great another one of these threads.

 

[Username_not_found]

Wait, I have a kid and I’m getting a two door... am I a horrible mom?

CPS is on their way.

 

[20Bronco21]

We are so starved for our Broncos...

 

[Beach_Bum]

Wait, I have a kid and I’m getting a two door... am I a horrible mom?

Of course not, you prioritized proper cup holders over your kid's comfort.

 

[RookieMissSteak]

CPS is on their way.

If it’s any consolation, sometimes he’ll be riding back there with the dog. And when the dog is in the front with me, at least he’ll have cup holders to keep him company back there.

 

[Pancho Kornwallace]

I must be on a different wavelength than everyone else.

I own a Mustang (2016 Manual Transmission Convertible) and am getting a 2-Door Bronco.

I believe all of the following:
1. A Mustang Mach-E is a Mustang: It has mass appeal, sporty lines and is fun to drive. The fact that it has 4 doors is not a dealbreaker for calling it a Mustang.
2. A 4-Door Bronco is a Bronco.
3. The logic for #1 is the same as #2. There is no difference.
4. I cannot understand the passionate declarations that a Mustang Mach-E cannot be a Mustang, but a 4-door Bronco is a Bronco.

 

[codydb19]

I’m surprised it took this long to get this copypasta thread lol

You’re slipping B6G...

 

[GotGOAT]

I was going to have a friend, but the 4 door Bronco costs more.
Friend/Friends are optional...My Bronco is not! So, I’ll get the 2 door and save up and maybe someday I can afford to have skinny, short, thirsty (I’ll have cup holders) friends...but no more than 3.
Seriously, just get a Bronco! They are all awesome.
Who wants to argue about floor liners next?

 

[Its Brawnco]

And here I thought the "Attention 2 door..." post was the least productive thing on this forum...

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