Bronco driver goes for joyride inside Petco Park, tears up field before police arrest him

[Cbiggs]

He clearly didn’t understand the GOAT modes before he went on this mission. Mud & ruts with traction control off would have been the way to go, with a trail turn assist donut thrown in for style points .
Dispatchers dream call ‘all units to Petco park we have a white bronco…..’

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[Carolina Jim]

I'm sure his Covid relief money ran out & he was just trying to score some hot dogs for his kids

 

[Pdshepherd]

He was just staying pumped.

 

[Desert Taco]

Could have made tighter donuts with Trail Assist engaged.

 

[2021AreaFiftyOneOBX]

Now THAT'S a test drive!!

Good news: He ordered the Bronco with his one and only phone call!

Bad news: It still won't be delivered until long after he's out of the Big House...

 

[Squatch]

Just trying to take the land back that was stolen via eminent domain. He assumed they took it for actual "public use" not a billion dollar plus organization.

 

[Bob Blaylock]

Video:
https://www.sandiegouniontribune.co...er-joyride-inside-petco-park-padres-doughnuts

He definitely needed TTA.

There's an error in the video captions.

At some point, it says, “Grounds keepers blocked his escape…”.

That'd be an understandable enough error, if it was the “‘Bronco’ Sport” that this cretin was driving, which really is just a glorified Escape, but this was the real Bronco, which is a totally different vehicle.

 

[phocion]

Could have made tighter donuts with Trail Assist engaged.

Much more damage too.

 

[Coldsmoke]

News article:

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.co...er-joyride-inside-petco-park-padres-doughnuts

Someone decided to sneak their bronco into the Petco Park baseball stadium and do a few donuts…. A quick thinking forklift driver blocked the exit and trapped them in the outfield. Probably not a great way for them to start their weekend…

Looks like they tried the "Trail Turn Assist" feature. I wonder if this is someone from Ice Mountain who just couldn't wait any longer to experience the Bronco?

 

[BoogieMan1]

News article:

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.co...er-joyride-inside-petco-park-padres-doughnuts

Someone decided to sneak their bronco into the Petco Park baseball stadium and do a few donuts…. A quick thinking forklift driver blocked the exit and trapped them in the outfield. Probably not a great way for them to start their weekend…

We’ve all thought about it, but this dude DID IT LOL!!

 

[Phil]

We should check the Kearny Mesa thread for anyone who took delivery of a white 4dr Sasquatch

Did this happen today? I was trying to find a news story.

one of these guys? larryziegler, Felix808, or raastamon23 haha

 

[Copperhorse73]

What are the odds this was done on a bet. Most streakers nowadays have some money on the line. I’m giving 5-1 odds on this one

 

[Rubicon 2 Badlands]

Gascón

Crazy that Gascón keeps getting bigger and better jobs. He was pretty terrible in SF as DA.

Does anyone actually know if the Bronco was stolen or just an owner with terrible decision making skills?

 

[Moto26]

We’ve all thought about it, but this dude DID IT LOL!!

Kelly Leak from the Bad News Bears comes to mind…

 

[schadenforduh]

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