Guys... I found THE best Bronco deal of the year

[DefNotBuddyLee]

Meet Joe-Bob Baskins, you can call him Scooter. When Scooter isn't hanging with his buds Del and Skinny Pete sucking back Keystone Lights at the Lobo Tavern you can find him in his cat piss stained recliner with his wife Marlene and two kids Chester and Chester JR inside his run down trailer on the outskirts of town. Scooter got laid off from his job at the grain mill, but its ok cause he slipped on PeePee down at The Walmart. Once that settlement check comes for $85,000 Scooter will be driving home to Marlene in that beautiful blue Bronco he's been dreaming of. He will even have money to take to the local Indian Casino after.

@Bigred86 ,you write like Hemmingway and Mel Brooks had a baby. Please let me know when you start writing a series for Netflix, as I will definitely watch. This also somewhat fits the bill for the planned Tucker & Dale vs Evil 2.

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[Gnomad]

Somebody needs to do the proper MatSu valley treatment. Steal it, thrash it to death out at Jim Creek, shoot it until it looks like a cheese grater and set it on fire. Used to happen all the time so one more husk will be fine.

 

[darkscion0]

I really don't know that the deal is with Fab Fours. They used to make nice, tasteful mods and now it seems every day they stray further from god.

 

[Wildtrackonthemove]

Did anyone mention that none of the colors match, rims, rails or bumper! None!

 

[Chritaka]

MadMax wants his Bronco back...

 

[BlueBronco]

THIS is who is to blame!

Bronco Grumper | Fab Fours

The product design engineer at Fab Fours needs kicked in the nuts multiple times, like repeatedly.

Pretty much the ugliest vehicle esthetic ever. If "Bro-Dozer" had an official sponsor, it would be Fab Fours...

You forgot a pic of the full Grumper Bronco. Never go full Grumper.

Heck, don't even go half Grumper.

It pains me that FabFours is owned by Warn. Or at least have the same parent company.

 

[Lèòn]

Can it even breathe?

 

[mikeeshim]

That's no Bronco.

 

[Ninjak]

That Bronco would sell, as it currently sits, in Miami. It would not last a week. That is the market and how things work here. Honestly its a Lux packaged Wildtrack, so it has a good base. Just some add-on were well, yeah, not my cup of tea, but as they say, there is an ass for every seat.

 

[TailGunner]

I just had share this. I think you'll all appreciate it. Yours for just $80k. At a dealer a few hours north of me.

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where's the barf emoji

 

[PurpleBronco2.3]

So let me get this straight, they body matched the front bumper monstrosity (personal opinion but always has been with this Fab Fours’ Monster of Frankenstein creation) but didn’t body match the top or flares? Wtf?

 

[broncobase1]

Even if this was an attractive build, no Bronco at $80K is a good deal.

 

[royruiz]

Wind the award for ugliest Bronco. Heck even uglier than the ugliest Jeep. Someone from Florida or Texas will buy it.

Maybe Florida...cause that is baaad, even in Texas.

 

[A907Chick]

An individual who either traded it or sold it back to them. He didn't own it long.

Yeah I looked it up, only 777 miles on it! That is insane to spend all that money defacing a Bronco and then decide they didn't like it.

 

[buck_6G]

Meet Joe-Bob Baskins, you can call him Scooter. When Scooter isn't hanging with his buds Del and Skinny Pete sucking back Keystone Lights at the Lobo Tavern you can find him in his cat piss stained recliner with his wife Marlene and two kids Chester and Chester JR inside his run down trailer on the outskirts of town. Scooter got laid off from his job at the grain mill, but its ok cause he slipped on PeePee down at The Walmart. Once that settlement check comes for $85,000 Scooter will be driving home to Marlene in that beautiful blue Bronco he's been dreaming of. He will even have money to take to the local Indian Casino after.

You know Scooter?!

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