@Ryno thanks for the post update!!! That was freakin hilarious.
As a manual reservation holder, I was sad that there weren't some videos with the manual for ride-a-longs! But you're write-up was good enough to get a decent understanding.
If you read this thread before OP's edit and update, go re-read post #1. Definitely worth it.
Ideas on the rattles in the back...
-Tire changing tools in "trunk"
-Tailgate
-Bottle caps sucked into roll bar bottle opener black hole from too many cold ones...
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