Obviously…. you need a Phasor Pain Field Blaster
Now this may deter the birds…
or it may produce a cacaphony of crap and feathers rivaling a torrential downpour in the Amazon rain forest…
or possibly just turn them inside out.
There’s a form the birds can download from their website if they feel they’re being harassed by electronic devices.
This little gem is from a catalog from Information Unlimited back in the 80’s - they found their way to the inter webs. I always wanted a Blaster Devastator device. And I always wanted a Jeep. So now that I’m getting a Bronco, why not mount a device that shoots electro-plasma on it?
Now this may deter the birds…
or it may produce a cacaphony of crap and feathers rivaling a torrential downpour in the Amazon rain forest…
or possibly just turn them inside out.
There’s a form the birds can download from their website if they feel they’re being harassed by electronic devices.
This little gem is from a catalog from Information Unlimited back in the 80’s - they found their way to the inter webs. I always wanted a Blaster Devastator device. And I always wanted a Jeep. So now that I’m getting a Bronco, why not mount a device that shoots electro-plasma on it?
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