Bronco phrases you've come to hate?

[zombie]

"If you're worried about MPG - buy a Prius" - this is just idiocy - gas is close to $5 a gallon, so unless you're independently wealthy, the cost of fuel in a daily driver should be a consideration.

Whether you hate it or not, this is true. If you care about fuel consumption, buy a small hatchback do not buy a heavy, brick-shaped off-roader with giant tires.

You're right, the cost of fuel in a daily driver is definitely a consideration, and if it matters more to you than things the Bronco offers, you shouldn't buy one. Honestly.

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[Lazerus]

'(any problem) isn't Fords fault - it's a supplier issue'

4 door Bronco isn't a real Bronco

Both groups get salty with this one. The other version is:
A 2 door is a real Bronco/Wrangler, a 4 door is an just another SUV...

 

[GravyTrain]

Bronco Sport is a Bronco.

it’s a great vehicle but should have been named something else. Too confusing for the average public.

 

[Montana Bronco]

My friends at work are being meanies because they saw a Bronco Sport and they said “I saw a Bronco !” WHAAAH, Ford hurt my feelings calling it a Bronco Sport

 

[Garemlin]

• Anything related to OJ Simpson. Quit glorifying that POS. He is the reason I would not order a white Bronco. And I love the looks of the white Broncos I have seen.
• Badsquatch, Mansquatch, Basesquatch
• "99% of these will never go off-road". If you don't know, don't assume.
• Mall crawler and pavement princess. Again if you don't know......
• "If you are worried about fuel economy, you are looking at the wrong vehicle". If you are not a little concerned with fuel economy with ever rising gas prices then you have way deeper pockets than most of us.
• "4 doors are not real Broncos". Get over yourself. LOL
• "Bronco Sport is a joke". Watch the video". Look at it's target competition. It's best in it's class.
• BL. Badlands is one word. Not two.

 

[Snydermann]

"WTB MY22 non SAS OBX 2DR MAN A51 or CG @ MSRP no ADM."

The abbreviations get carried away.

 

[prospectfour]

For me, there are a few that I'm really starting to dislike:

"Worth the wait" is probably at the top of the list. Seriously, I can't imagine anything that is worth this kind of stringing along, lies, broken promises and poor communications. If, when we made reservations - we were told "it will likely be 2 years by the time you see your Bronco" - that would be one thing .. but that didn't happen. Every time I see someone post that comment with a pic of their new Bronco, I secretly want to throat punch them.

"If you're worried about MPG - buy a Prius" - this is just idiocy - gas is close to $5 a gallon, so unless you're independently wealthy, the cost of fuel in a daily driver should be a consideration.

"my Bronco's engine just blew up" - this is becoming too common

"4 door Bronco isn't a real Bronco" - shut the hell up.

What else?

Great weekend thread

I’d say replying to any legitimate design improvements with “this is a built for purpose vehicle what did you expect?”

“my tires throw rocks”

Any thread titled “goodbye” or “I was a fool” that goes on about how Mike Levine sabotaged their lives.

“Fat Cat Dealers” “Soft Top Big Bends”

“That’s it I’m ordering…(insert equally unavailable vehicle here)” Think Cybertruck or R1T.

 

[Ruggles]

"Non-sas" if you don't have the sasquatch package you just don't include it in your description. You don't say things like "I have a Chevy Silverado non-Z71"

 

[Skeletor]

Everyone using the word "rig" is getting pretty old....

Yes. This. "I can't wait till I get my rig."

I want to punch baby seals every time I see this.

 

[Snydermann]

"Air up, air down."

You mean inflate or deflate?

 

[Bmadda]

1) "Maybe you should buy a Jeep"

2) "Maybe I will"

 

[Beachin 74]

"I want a little poke for an aggressive look"

What is "aggressive" about tires sticking out of the fenders?

 

[Abundigas]

After driving Jeeps for so Many years, I catch myself saying "JeeBronco" all the time Ha Ha Ha. As in saying "Lets take the JeeBronco today..."

 

[Caseoftexas]

“You haven’t waited waited 551 days, because ordering only opened in January 2021”

 

[GravyTrain]

“You haven’t waited waited 551 days, because ordering only opened in January 2021”

Love to see what those people who ordered the Tesla Roadster are up to.

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