Bronco phrases you've come to hate?

[JoeSpeed]

4 door Bronco isn’t a real Bronco…..it’s a lifted Ford Flex.

of course its real, soccer moms and family guys wanna have fun too

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[CobraKaiSG]

"it's not ford's fault..."

"you're not the customer, the dealer is"

 

[Cable Guy]

1. My dealer sprung an ADM of $X….
2. What (color/transmission/interior, etc.) should I get? Hint - It’s all personal preference
3. My dealer sucks and is crooked… but don’t do anything yet. Another hint - then don’t post shit until you want help.

 

[Carbon Bronco]

Modular. Although I haven't heard it for a bit.

 

[Felix808]

Anything that has to do with OJ Simpson.

Anything related to OJ Simpson. Quit glorifying that POS.

O.J gets far too much recognition / celebration & not near enough sentence.

"We should file a cl*ss *ction l*wsuit!"

Yep, only the lawyers win anything worthwhile on class actions.

 

[rugbysecondrow]

When people say "the wife".

anything related to "dirt mountain"

 

[Southern Girl]

“It’s a truck because calling it anything else threatens my masculinity”

Well, in FL, it is a truck. Sorry to inform you. I have a truck and two Broncos and I can assure you I am not a bit masculine.

 

[BlueBronco]

"This is why the dealership model needs to die"

It gets posted on here like there is a magical post threshold that when reached all state laws will suddenly change and we will then be able to buy our Broncos directly from Ford and they will be delivered over night by Amazon because Tesla.

 

[Snydermann]

"I didn't get the price in writing."

 

[KEM IA]

I'm a Chiefs, Raider, or Chargers fan and I want a Bronco.

 

[Rivdog07]

I absolutely despise the term "mall crawler" simply cause I resemble that remark!

 

[r21free]

" I Got My New Bronco" and you find out he has a december 2021 reseveration and its just like yours!!

 

[Southern Girl]

Ok, I’m going to say it.

Pineapple pizza

instead of it being a Bronco6G forum thing, it’s become a “I was here before you” thing. Most people on here have no idea what it refers to.

I ready for the OG’s to slam me now.

Since you said this, I guess I was here before you. Welcome newbie!

There was a time when pineapple pizza was all we had.

Anything that has the phrase "bronco life" in it.

I was watching the video a while back of Pickens party of 5. They hit their soft top into their garage and they used that phrase. Sooo . I have avoided their videos ever since.

One of my actual answers for this thread is not a saying, but the fact that people do dumb things and mess up their vehicles like that, and feel like they need to announce to the world that they were not careful with their new vehicle. Why is this a thing?

The best mileage I've gotten so far is 12 mpg. Maybe that will change after breaking in and hitting the highway.

You know you can hit the okay button and reset the mileage periodically to get a better actual mpg reading?

 

[JaxGtc]

"Lower trim"

Any bitching about perceived quality from anyone without a Bronco with said problem.

 

[PDiddy]

This goes for all YouTube videos out there and other brand forums.

“It’s a Jeep killer!” You can replace Jeep with any other vehicle.

“Is the TRX the new Raptor killer?!”

No, no it’s not. It’s just another flavor for us consumers.

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