Ford Patents Offroad Driving While Standing Up in Bronco

[HighVelocity]

I like it! Like standing up on my Triumph when offroad. I wish I could disable ABS as well.

I have a helmet and can employ the highly skilled procedure of reducing the altitude of your cranium when elevated objects may create interference. Takes time to master, but I recommend everyone set a few seconds a day aside to practice.

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[Donkeygyrl]

Its part of the everglades package ,you have to breathe while cruising the swamps.

 

[Dmorty217]

They patented this so no other manufacturers can, this will never be something you can actually do. You would have dipshits driving around standing up on the highway and everywhere else for that matter… but hey Darwinism

 

[BroncMe]

this is even better than my patent for hood mounting points for a lawn chair

 

[Free Pizza]

Nice find buddy.

 

[Aman]

Patents are one thing. DOT approval is something else entirely. But then again, does the DOT have any say for off road use only features?

How Ford's attorneys reacted to the inventors...

 

[BigMeatsBronco]

this could happen...

 

[Bmadda]

Patents are one thing. DOT approval is something else entirely. But then again, does the DOT have any say for off road use only features?

"Off road use only"="the land that law forgot"

 

[j_marinelli]

Is this from the same Ford employee that developed the MIC top?

 

[Markubis]

This is stupid. Why not just take the next step and hook up to an Xbox controller? Then you can get out of the vehicle, stand off to the side and bring your vehicle over the obstacles from a safe distance.

 

[ColonelAngus]

Oh joy, just what I needed...

 

[cracKen]

What if they limit it to 5 mph, off road use only like on a beach? Reasonable enough for everyone?

 

[Fordmanfrombirth]

Ford leaks these “patents” just to provide hours of entertainment for us. Always remember “Ford has a better idea”.

 

[Cobrafang]

This will be great for parades!!!!!

 

[TCC]

Looks like a perfect way to hand out Darwin Awards.

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