Who do I need to talk to in order to get the Lead Foot F150 paint on the Badlands?

[BroncoKong Jr.]

Does anyone know how to translate these statements to a gen X er?

You're better off in the dark

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[PhoenixM3]

Seriously this color is perfect and I need it so badly I can’t think straight. Carbonized is fantastic and all but that flat grey that’s ALMOST a matte is glorious. Somebody make it happen.

Talk to Jeffrey Epstein.....

 

[midwestpilot]

That you asked the question you did implied this in spades.

Short answer: It will take approximately $10,000-12,000 and your Bronco to be left at a shop for a few weeks to have painted. But since you're a millennial, you can use ZIP, Uber, Lyft or any of the short-term auto rentals while the Bronco gets painted.

Alternatively you could save that money and immediately upon taking delivery of the Bronco, drive through a parking lot like a mad man, tagging multiple concrete columns as you finally trundle into a solid wall. then you can either:

A: You're a millennial that wanted a concrete colored vehicle, technically there is concrete on every body panel from the parking lot rampage: Mission Accomplished!

B: You still want it to look tidy in it's concrete color, commit insurance fraud and claim the vehicle was stolen. Pay off the property managers to destroy the security camera evidence as well. Free paint job!

I literally LOVE this. 100% will do.

 

[Mattwings]

Does anyone know how to translate these statements to a gen X er?

Send an email, with all of the details. Do not call or text, both will be ignored.

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