Best My Dealer said quotes

[sniffHound]

Ford will email you.

List the funniest "my dealer said" quotes that you have heard.

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[Firemarshal]

"Did you put down a deposit?"

 

[Firemarshal]

"We never heard of the $1000.00 offer from Ford"

 

[Firemarshal]

'"We don't get tracking numbers"

 

[BCFDLtE13]

...should be delivered in the middle to the end of June.

 

[TurnerNHooch]

"You're on one of those message boards, aren't you?"

 

[HighVoltage]

It was March 2021, and I was explaining to the sales rep that I wanted to 99 my order because I was interested in getting a white hardtop with the 22s (how naive I was). He said to me, “No need, just go on the build and price and select the white hardtop, I’m pretty sure it should be on there.” That’s when I realized this dude had no idea what he was talking about.

 

[R11]

They ain’t all bad folks.

@DealerInsider

 

[DogHauler]

See you in 2023

 

[law]

The best nugget for me when I was talking to the bronco specialist.

” we only make about 2500 on a badlands when we sell at MSRP”

I immediately went to the price sheet in my head. Ummm. Maybe that’s in his wallet, not to the dealership.

 

[greatlakes]

"We're not allowing test drives in the Bronco, but I'll let you sit in it."

 

[never]

"We were never going to sell it to you at MSRP, you'd just turn it around and sell it marked up yourself."
Spoiler alert: I didn't

 

[72Halfcab]

Mine today said "The rails have stopped on the 15th. I'm pretty sure because of the holidays"
What the hell does that even mean?

 

[mdonathan56]

"A dealer would be stupid to sell it under invoice"

 

[reigny]

"Your about as enthusiastic as any customer we've ever seen" - said my dealer the night i took delivery.

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