Secret Bronco Handshake

[Bronc-O]

No. Just fucking no.

That just seems too weird.

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[Texas Sunshine]

No,no,no

Exactly! NO

 

[Austin26]

Sometimes I try to get people I already know to shake my hand and if they do, I use my middle finger to rub the inside of their palm. Friends get uncomfortable and my wife hates it. That's what I'd do if someone tried to Bronco handshake me.

 

[EvlNvrDys]

You guys do realize I'm just kidding about the hand gesture thing.. So what ever you like, lol.. I just thought it was a funny opener to asking about our community and the times we can share as Bronco enthusiasts .. was more interested in meets at campgrouns, desert trails etc, and how much hype this community seems to have verse other car releases ?

I'd be surprised if quite a few of us don't have meet ups. I know quite a few in our group buy wanna do it.
Seen other people in NJ talking about crashing Jeep Invasion in Wildwood.
So yeah, I can see peeps getting together at some point. All good.

 

[Squatch]

Throw me any wanna be gangs signs and you’ll get these in return...????????. That’ll make ya feel special............?????????????

You have four hands!?!?!??? I'm waving to you every time!

 

[Blitzinger]

Any time you see another bronco, both must immediate stop, meet at intersection of road, pants down, and complete a moon landing.

Sound stupid? Because it is, this whole thing is.

 

[Squatch]

You guys do realize I'm just kidding about the hand gesture thing.. So what ever you like, lol.. I just thought it was a funny opener to asking about our community and the times we can share as Bronco enthusiasts .. was more interested in meets at campgrouns, desert trails etc, and how much hype this community seems to have verse other car releases ?

 

[Bronc-O]

Sometimes I try to get people I already know to shake my hand and if they do, I use my middle finger to rub the inside of their palm. Friends get uncomfortable and my wife hates it. That's what I'd do if someone tried to Bronco handshake me.

I remember that handshake when I was a teenager. That's why I thought too weird.

 

[motoarch]

Any time you see another bronco, both must immediate stop, meet at intersection of road, pants down, and complete a moon landing.

Sound stupid? Because it is, this whole thing is.

I thought so until you provided this option, now I'm into it.

Is that weird?

 

[edgeflyer]

I mean you can always just say hi when you park by the other Wildtraks at the mall.

 

[RACERED-WT]

Okay so the concensus is middles fingers are the return gang sign after you see a random shaka from the guy you see driving his Bronco at the mall parking lot; then that signals both parties to stop get out and pull down pants and perform a Sasquatch moon landing followed up with a quick tattoo afterwards on the lower back with numbers counting consecutively signifying how many Bronco owners you have done the secrete handshake with?

Can someone confirm? Guys I really want to make sure we're all on the same page here ??

 

[RACERED-WT]

Throw me any wanna be gangs signs and you’ll get these in return...????????. That’ll make ya feel special............?????????????

What if we both throw the middle finger at each other, then can we be friends?

 

[NPBronco91]

Okay so the concensus is middles fingers are the return gang sign after you see a random shaka from the guy you see driving his Bronco at the mall parking lot; then that signals both parties to stop get out and pull down pants and perform a Sasquatch moon landing followed up with a quick tattoo afterwards on the lower back with numbers counting consecutively signifying how many Bronco owners you have done the secrete handshake with?

Can someone confirm? Guys I really want to make sure we're all on the same page here ??

You must be a Ford salesman. I feel anyone who’s been roasted on this site has gone the other direction

 

[RACERED-WT]

You must be a Ford salesman. I feel anyone who’s been roasted on this site has gone the other direction

Wait, so your saying you don't want to be apart of the secret Bronco club where we have moon landings and gang signs??!

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