Was it anybody here who made the wanker list?

[RBF 1401]

He(she?) parked there because they could. Some other wanker was just jealous.

The biggest “wanker” part is that it’s parked at a Starbucks for some kind of man-bun, skinny jeans wearing vanilla half-caf caramel macchiato latte with a squirt. Broncos loves good ole cups o’ Joe.

You say this because he should have gone to Dutch Bros?

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[Nickhick]

I would agree if that lot had not already been plowed...

Would you have gone to plow that lot if

1) you obviously had already plowed it

2) snow left after plowing is obviously melting (pavement obviously black with melt across it)

3) it appears no additional snow has fallen.

I am glad you mention it because it is something we all need to be weary of.... Man shoveling the parking lot needs to eat as well. But in this case I think it is highly probable that there is no interference with the plow man.

BUT... if this did need plowing and someone did that... I would give them a reason to wish they had not. I bet I could give them a pile they could not get over.

Right. Nobody's cleaning up that lot during the day. They'll be there at night when everything is closed to salt (if freezing) and clean up the slop. Sure looks like this would be a few days late though.

 

[vrtical]

I almost parked our scuby on a snow bank Friday night not sure what the issue is

 

[Docindahouze]

Wow! He lives in a state that requires a front tag, what a loser.

 

[RNC]

Is the Wanker List a compilation of names of members who judge how other people choose to use their own vehicles?

 

[Dan-O]

Empty spot was probably occupied when he was looking to park and nobody else could park in spot he took bc of the snow pile. Just because vehicle is kept clean and driven in town doesn’t mean it never goes off road. The real wankers are the people who can’t park in one spot due to huge tires sticking out like a puddle bug!!

 

[RobWTX]

Is that considered the cold weather parking version of a parking on a mall's parking lot curb?

 

[2023bronco]

That lot was clearly plowed and done. Bronco owner deserves a free coffee for not taking up another spot, not shit for it.

Next time y'all are looking for a spot, I'll be sure to take the clean spot and save you the one that looks like dirt mountain.

 

[Nate Train]

This was my first thought too. If I was the plow driver I would be pissed at that Bronco owner.

Looks cool for your followers on Instagram, but screws over the common working man. Not sure why people think that is acceptable, let alone thinking it is cool.







Full disclosure: I used to own a snow removal company. Here is a pic of my fleet.

I'm confused about how it screwed over the plow driver. Look at the rest of the lot: bone dry. No more snow is going to be plowed that day. Plow driver is probably nowhere to be found at that point.

I'm almost always going to park where the fewest people possible are going to park next to me. If that means driving up on a snow drift, I'm here for it.

 

[CarmeloS]

Right.
Consider the outrage that would have occurred if he had parked across both of those spots, even though the one is otherwise unusable.

People are going a long ways out of their way to find shit to complain about.

Kind of like all of us in this thread.
LOL!!!!

Could be a BMW driver

 

[Marauder]

I’m in a Lady’s Room Wanker List…

 

[Mean Green]

lol, I used to park my Hummer exactly this way every time. Wasted spot the way they plow around here. Pulled into a restaurant parking lot earlier tonight and the wife said “ Oh God, are you going to start doing that again?”. I will confess, I did not…

 

[HPNQ420]

Random passer by comments:

"Look at all the off road fun we could have if we bought one of those"
"Wow those Broncos are amazing. I need to get me one of those"
"What a Douche"

It’s Orland Park. Off Road is the on-ramp to I-80

Is the Wanker List a compilation of names of members who judge how other people choose to use their own vehicles?

Pretty sure it has a large percentage of members who think GOAT modes are important.

 

[Nickhick]

lol, I used to park my Hummer exactly this way every time. Wasted spot the way they plow around here. Pulled into a restaurant parking lot earlier tonight and the wife said “ Oh God, are you going to start doing that again?”. I will confess, I did not…

Yea the snow pile parking embarrases her everytime but my 8 yr old is like Yeesss Dad!!! Even better is when I see another Bronco and have to park next to them. Then I'm as immature as my kid!

 

[Callelk]

Lets see, two trips to Charbucks a day for 3 years =

Home machine that will last a lifetime.

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