When do I tell her?

[Toccoa]

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[618TRVLWILD]

Does she enjoy wearing or ?! If so buy her some taller ones for her birthday, anniversary, or just because!

Ex. See above!

 

[CJay]

This dilemma also makes me think of the old Volkswagen Fast commercial.


Doesn't she have her own car?

 

[Squatch]

Does she enjoy wearing or ?! If so buy her some taller ones for her birthday, anniversary, or just because!

Ex. See above!

Just get her some ballerina heels while you're at it... two birds?

 

[ScrunchFace]

Get a divorce now. Delete your Bronco 6G account. Get into politics.

 

[Hoofnmouth]

There is a kinda trick for getting in if there is a grab handle ,grab it foot on sill and pull . If that dosent work there will be many aftermarket options soon.

 

[broadicustomworks]

Get a divorce now. Delete your Bronco 6G account. Get into politics.

Nothing and no one is safe. Ever. Once it's on the internet, it's chiseled in titanium forever, and public domain.

Thank all that is holy the internet wasn't around until I was in my 20's.

 

[DC9atnight]

I ordered a Badlands with Sasquatch. And while I know it will never actually be built and delivered, I need some help from all of you as to the appropriate disclosures based on the following facts: (1) My wife is 5' 2'' tall; (2) Badlands has rock rails so that it cannot be fitted with a step.

The issue is this: when should I start prepping my wife about the potential need for a step stool to get in the Bronco? Do I wait and act confused by its height? Do I blame ford and claim its related to the slow rollout of the modular roof? Do I show her a nice set of step-stools that match Area 51? Do I get her a personal trainer to work on her vertical leap? Hmmm. Not sure how to play this. Or, do I come clean today about the potential issue?

Ford has taught us how to deal with unexpected surprises so I say we go with the Ford playbook.

Thank you (wife) for choosing the all new Ford Bronco. COVID social distancing protocols requires a greater distance between the road and the Bronco hence the added height of your new Bronco. The chip shortage, MOD top, allocation formulas, and the cloth rear seat backs in an otherwise wash out interior all affect the overall ride height as well. We are also pushing back delivery dates further and further in hopes that some of you may experience a growth spurt in the coming years. As a gesture of our appreciation to all of our vertically challenged customers we are also adding 300 Ford Pass Points that can be converted to Bronco ladders, Bronco step stools and Bronco trampolines.

 

[MtnRanger]

I had to read this 3 times.
At first I thought you had a short wife AND a tall GF. At the same time.
Hey man, not my place to judge.
You do you.
But then I got it.
Congrats on the GF, condolences about the lasagna.

My wife is short and makes good lasagna. Oops.

 

[Sean D]

Does she enjoy wearing or ?! If so buy her some taller ones for her birthday, anniversary, or just because!

Ex. See above!

@618TRVLWILD, any reason to buy shoes is a plus!

 

[GaryB2220]

Bring rock climbing gear. And tell her before hand to get ready for and be excited about rock crawl mode.

 

[Newbie]

I ordered a Badlands with Sasquatch. And while I know it will never actually be built and delivered, I need some help from all of you as to the appropriate disclosures based on the following facts: (1) My wife is 5' 2'' tall; (2) Badlands has rock rails so that it cannot be fitted with a step.

The issue is this: when should I start prepping my wife about the potential need for a step stool to get in the Bronco? Do I wait and act confused by its height? Do I blame ford and claim its related to the slow rollout of the modular roof? Do I show her a nice set of step-stools that match Area 51? Do I get her a personal trainer to work on her vertical leap? Hmmm. Not sure how to play this. Or, do I come clean today about the potential issue?

How about this step?????

 

[GotGOAT]

Just tell her like it is...it’s my Bronco! If you really want a ride you’ll figure out a way to get in!
Also, enjoy sleeping on the couch.

 

[Marauder]

Does tinder allow you to filter by height?

 

[BEM-S4]

i brought home a T1N sprinter to a 4'11' pregnant girl.

I read this quickly and at first glance thought you said 4'11" spinner... which I found amusing but not at all what you meant

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