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Seriously, you guys are becoming the vegetarians of the Bronco buffet.
We already know the 2D looks best (just like the 2D version of pretty much every vehicle that’s ever existed). You don’t have to tell us this. Yet we still have perfectly-rational reasons for choosing the 4D:
We have family members we want/need to haul around and they are actual humans.
That 5th seat is 25% more seats = 25% more fun.
We want to take our adult friends for a ride in our Bronco without their having to contortionist their way into the back like common savages. Because we respect their dignity.
We want to carry more than 2 cans of Pringles in the cargo area while hauling rear-seat passengers.
We’re taller than 3’10” and may want to sleep in the thing sometimes.
We want to be able to haul gear into the great outdoors without packing light like it’s a 50-mile backpack excursion. (“I TOLD YOU STEVE, FREEZE-DRIED FOOD ONLY!!!”)
More flexible roof panels. (Your 2D rear passengers basically just get a common sunroof. “Gunner Hatch” isn’t fooling anyone.)
Longer roof rails. (EDITOR: DEBUNKED!)
Etc.
Can’t we all just get along?
Remember, two is great. But four is more.
We already know the 2D looks best (just like the 2D version of pretty much every vehicle that’s ever existed). You don’t have to tell us this. Yet we still have perfectly-rational reasons for choosing the 4D:
We have family members we want/need to haul around and they are actual humans.
That 5th seat is 25% more seats = 25% more fun.
We want to take our adult friends for a ride in our Bronco without their having to contortionist their way into the back like common savages. Because we respect their dignity.
We want to carry more than 2 cans of Pringles in the cargo area while hauling rear-seat passengers.
We’re taller than 3’10” and may want to sleep in the thing sometimes.
We want to be able to haul gear into the great outdoors without packing light like it’s a 50-mile backpack excursion. (“I TOLD YOU STEVE, FREEZE-DRIED FOOD ONLY!!!”)
More flexible roof panels. (Your 2D rear passengers basically just get a common sunroof. “Gunner Hatch” isn’t fooling anyone.)
Longer roof rails. (EDITOR: DEBUNKED!)
Etc.
Can’t we all just get along?
Remember, two is great. But four is more.
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