It could be me quite honestly!!! I just went to 2 dealers and saw some 4DRs. CO Badlands with optional wheels and Rapid Red Big Bend with Sasquatch. Badlands is cool but Sasquatch is amazing! Sasquatch with the wheels has such a presence that pictures don’t convey! I started giggling when I saw it! Oh man! Time to reevaluate my life..!!!Who do you think is next?
Sometimes you just gotta let it out. Are ya feelin' better now brother?Seriously, you guys are becoming the stars of the cancel culture society. WORDS HURT ME!
We already know the 2D looks best (just like the 2D version of pretty much every vehicle that’s ever existed). Why are you so offended when we tell you this? We understand you have perfectly-rational reasons for choosing the 4D but what about our reasons?
- 2 door looks better
- We don’t have crib midgets, maybe only dogs. Or a spouse I guess.
- We don’t have friends, you guys have friends and take them places in your car??
- We won’t have rear seat passengers besides the doggies = more room for more food.
- Real Broncos are only 2 doors.
- 4 doors are for soccer moms, mall crawlers and posers.
- Some of us don’t intend to sleep in it and maybe some of us are 3’ tall? Dick!
- No passengers = plenty of room for more food! “Hey Steve if you want to come, get your own car you mooch!”
- Oh you have an extra roof panel you won’t remove while going to the mall or soccer practice? Cool for you.
- Did I mention the 2 door looks better?
Etc.
Can’t we all just get along?
Remember, 4 is more but it’s a bore.
2 DOOR FTW!!!
7/2/21 I guess I should edit and add this for new people who weren’t privy to the original context.
https://www.bronco6g.com/forum/threads/a-note-to-the-2-door-brigade-we-get-it-already.14467/
Yes, this is all sarcasm you little nannies.
Great!! I had a good time copying and pasting the 2 door post for giggles. It’s still funny months later.Sometimes you just gotta let it out. Are ya feelin' now brother?
Wait till they take the top off!It could be me quite honestly!!! I just went to 2 dealers and saw some 4DRs. CO Badlands with optional wheels and Rapid Red Big Bend with Sasquatch. Badlands is cool but Sasquatch is amazing! Sasquatch with the wheels has such a presence that pictures don’t convey! I started giggling when I saw it! Oh man! Time to reevaluate my life..!!!
Hey Poser... I think it's time for you to update your signature... just sayingWait till they take the top off!
Maybe to add a Bronco! But that 2 door is still real life.Hey Poser... I think it's time for you to update your signature... just saying
Well I can't see it... WTF? Sigs don't show up on my phone and someone has their profile private.... Hiding from something?
Yes, you! Turn your phone sideways numb nuts.Well I can't see it... WTF? Sigs don't show up on my phone and someone has their profile private.... Hiding from something?
Well looky there... Who would've thunk... Damn kids always teaching us old dogs something new...
lol you son of a bitchWell looky there... Who would've thunk... Damn kids always teaching us old dogs something new...
BTW, I changed my sig too.... Wonder if you'll get a notification every time I post
I have a Challenger till than!
