Jeep ducks?

[j_marinelli]

Well, this is one of 99 threads discussing ducking, and whether it should be adopted in some form for Broncos. Most comments in here are layered in sarcasm or are tongue-in-cheek. So many of our members don’t get the humour in poking at each other. Oh well. Can’t wait til the next noob asks about it…

Noobs right now waiting for the green light on ducks like

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[Bugkillah]

 

[RoLyMa27]

Please don't touch my Bronco, you might get shot... My wife feels the same way about her jeep and gets really mad about strangers lurking around her vehicle.

Officer: So, Mr. Valhalla, can you describe for me what happened here tonight?
Valhalla: Well officer, we came out of the Food Mart and I saw this dude eyeing my Bronco, and the next thing I know he reaches out to put a rubber duck on my baby so I smoked his Ass!
Officer: You have the right to remain silent....

 

[Valhalla]

Officer: So, Mr. Valhalla, can you describe for me what happened here tonight?
Valhalla: Well officer, we came out of the Food Mart and I saw this dude eyeing my Bronco, and the next thing I know he reaches out to put a rubber duck on my baby so I smoked his Ass!
Officer: You have the right to remain silent....

We have castle laws in Tennessee that extend to our vehicles. With that said I meant it partially in jest. However; some strange man lurking around my wife's jeep when she leaves work in a not so reputable part of town may find themselves on the business end of her CC.

 

[grayshadow]

Edited: some of the comments were getting too off topic. Basically, just curious of thoughts on the whole Duck thing?

Stupid childish bathtub toys

 

[Ebar2010]

Edited: some of the comments were getting too off topic. Basically, just curious of thoughts on the whole Duck thing?

It doesn't bother me. If someone wants to go out of their way to tell you they like your ride, just say thanks.

 

[NCWildtrack]

Yeah let the Jeepies have their fun

 

[helifino16]

Oops, I gave a wristband to a woman admiring my Bronco last week and caught up with her again at this weekend's meet and greet. She kept saying to my wife, "You know your husband 'bucked' me the other day". the look I got me was NOT one of pride - lol. The price you pay for being friendly.

 

[Valhalla]

did you give her a good bucking?

 

[MD24Bronco2.3]

Edited: some of the comments were getting too off topic. Basically, just curious of thoughts on the whole Duck thing?

An entire row of ducks across your dash? Dumb.
However, they lost me years ago with, "It's a Jeep thing... you wouldn't understand."

 

[Valhalla]

And round and round we go...

 

[MD24Bronco2.3]

And round and round we go...

It had been 5 days. Why not?

 

[Bronco_Bryan]

An entire row of ducks across your dash? Dumb.
However, they lost me years ago with, "It's a Jeep thing... you wouldn't understand."

Well actually they are correct I/we don’t understand. Hahaha

 

[Valhalla]

and now for something entirely different:

 

[bassist]

An entire row of ducks across your dash? Dumb.
However, they lost me years ago with, "It's a Jeep thing... you wouldn't understand."

Don’t forget the whole “jeep life” concept.

“You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your $&@#ing khakis. You are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”
- Chuck Palahniuk

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