Double honk Ford programmer

[Salt Shaker]

Dear Double Honk Ford Programmer,

When you look at yourself in the mirror this morning...slap yourself.

....that wss not hard enough...do it again.

Now go to work and reprogram a little slide do hicky that uploads into the cyber cloud and downloads in an update to turn off.

And while you are at it, give me a chime that goes with the flashing light in the mirror...you know the one..about a 1/2 in size..so I don't side swipe the car in my blind spot.

And when the front sensors come on have the front camera come on...say below 5 mph like the back up camera does when you pull into a parking spot.

You can do it...

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[redone17]

I’m going to have to agree with all the sentiments in this post. I don’t have BLIS - but, it really should have been on all models considering they promised us flying cars by now.

 

[fraserjr]

Dear Double Honk Ford Programmer,

When you look at yourself in the mirror this morning...slap yourself.

....that wss not hard enough...do it again.

Now go to work and reprogram a little slide do hicky that uploads into the cyber cloud and downloads in an update to turn off.

And while you are at it, give me a chime that goes with the flashing light in the mirror...you know the one..about a 1/2 in size..so I don't side swipe the car in my blind spot.

And when the front sensors come on have the front camera come on...say below 5 mph like the back up camera does when you pull into a parking spot.

You can do it...

This is all 100% spot on.

 

[MileHighCitizen]

I hope whoever invented double-honk gets a toothache on their birthday.

 

[Haelous]

I knew it was coming the first time I shut the doors with the key in my pocket since the stang does it too, but I'm still annoyed by it.

Kinda in this vein, I wish the Bronco could silence the turn signal noise entirely. Other Ford vehicles have the option.

 

[rtazz17]

I think all cars ( newer )have double honk now because of people leaving their car on in garage, carbon monoxide poisoning/death. Used forescan and disabled mine within 1st week of owning.

 

[Headsong]

A double chirp would be adequate. Indeed, please delete ALL stupid honks for folks who don't seem to know they can lock their vehicles with the buttons on the doors, scaring the hell of anyone nearby.

 

[Ft. Worth Rob]

That horn I swear is the loudest I’ve heard on a passenger vehicle. I just quit closing the door if I get out with the engine running.

 

[2020FordRaptor]

Dear Double Honk Ford Programmer,

When you look at yourself in the mirror this morning...slap yourself.

....that wss not hard enough...do it again.

Now go to work and reprogram a little slide do hicky that uploads into the cyber cloud and downloads in an update to turn off.

And while you are at it, give me a chime that goes with the flashing light in the mirror...you know the one..about a 1/2 in size..so I don't side swipe the car in my blind spot.

And when the front sensors come on have the front camera come on...say below 5 mph like the back up camera does when you pull into a parking spot.

You can do it...

Totally agree. Our Expedition was able to turn that feature off through the infountanement screen, don't know why other vehicles don't have that.

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