Goin' Squatch. Don't need it. Want it.

[LemonShark]

The mall parking lot must be 'Squatched. The school pick-up line must be 'Squatched. The curbs outside the breweries and distilleries must be 'Squatched. I will 'Squatch all the things!

Call me a poser. Call me reckless with my money. Call me whatever you want, but being genetically gifted with a man-sweater of epic proportions, I fully embrace that 'Squatch life, and so too shall my Bronco.

Man-Squatches unite! (but, you know, not in a weird way, unless you're into that, in which case, do your 'thang)

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[drugdealr]

Squatch Lyfe

 

[BroncoBoy22]

ROFL

 

[RockEye]

 

[BroncoBoy22]

?????

 

[thehermdawg10]

This is why I'll never own a Jeep. Thats disgusting.

 

[rcbickle]

The mall parking lot must be 'Squatched. The school pick-up line must be 'Squatched. The curbs outside the breweries and distilleries must be 'Squatched. I will 'Squatch all the things!

Call me a poser. Call me reckless with my money. Call me whatever you want, but being genetically gifted with a man-sweater of epic proportions, I fully embrace that 'Squatch life, and so to shall my Bronco.

Man-Squatches unite! (but, you know, not in a weird way, unless you're into that, in which case, do your 'thang)

I don't know you, but I like you! Nice to meet someone who knows who they are and doesn't care what anyone thinks (Now that is the true Bronco Spirt!). The cool thing is it looks like the Bronco is doing something for all three categories (Mall Warriors/On and Off-Roaders (ME!)/Hardcore Four-Wheelers). Something tells me most people are in the first two groups but don't admit it!!!

 

[Rogues Gambit]

Not into the Squatch life, there are eviler creatures

 

[ggabriele3]

Same. Off-roading was never really an option for me with my '96, but all I wanted was bigger tires. Didn't want a huge lift, or light bars, or rock rails, or those "angry" grills that wrangler guys get.

Just a stock Bronco with big tires, please.

 

[bbq4133]

This should be illegal.

 

[LemonShark]

I don't know you, but I like you! Nice to meet someone who knows who they are and doesn't care what anyone thinks (Now that is the true Bronco Spirt!). The cool thing is it looks like the Bronco is doing something for all three categories (Mall Warriors/On and Off-Roaders (ME!)/Hardcore Four-Wheelers). Something tells me most people are in the first two groups but don't admit it!!!

Right on!

Truth is, if I get something with capabilities I've never used, I will find a way to use it. It's just how i am. So while I am not yet a "real" off-roader, I will now look for an excuse to explore what my new ride can do. It'll be fun! But, yes, mostly I just like the way it looks. As a house-husband, it will mostly live a pedestrian dad-lyfe, but my dad-lyfe is pretty 'Squatchy!

My wife, upon seeing this out of character choice for me to go 4x4, said, "Oh, great. You'll never have the doors on, will you?" Nope. Almost never, baby!

 

[BAUS67]

 

[Garemlin]

The front of that looks like it is out of a Transformer movie.

 

[Staticclism]

The front of that looks like it is out of a Transformer movie.

It looks like it just saw itself in the mirror after all that "work" was done - and it's none too pleased.

 

[ZackDanger]

THIS IS ME NOW

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