SUCH a manly post. The way you talk about women screams āprogressā
Wow, just a joke Karen. I wasn't flexing in the least. Just adding to the silly banter.
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Seriously, you guys are becoming the vegetarians of the Bronco buffet.
We already know the 2D looks best (just like the 2D version of pretty much every vehicle thatās ever existed). You donāt have to tell us this. Yet we still have perfectly-rational reasons for choosing the 4D:
We have family members we want/need to haul around and they are actual humans.
That 5th seat is 25% more seats = 25% more fun.
We want to take our adult friends for a ride in our Bronco without their having to contortionist their way into the back like common savages. Because we respect their dignity.
We want to carry more than 2 cans of Pringles in the cargo area while hauling rear-seat passengers.
Weāre taller than 3ā10ā and may want to sleep in the thing sometimes.
We want to be able to haul gear into the great outdoors without packing light like itās a 50-mile backpack excursion. (āI TOLD YOU STEVE, FREEZE-DRIED FOOD ONLY!!!ā)
More flexible roof panels. (Your 2D rear passengers basically just get a common sunroof. āGunner Hatchā isnāt fooling anyone.)
Longer roof rails. (EDITOR: DEBUNKED!)
Etc.
Canāt we all just get along?
Remember, two is great. But four is more.
Perhaps your woman wears bloomers. If that's the case you need a 4DR. No question.Ditto the 2D'ers who can't handle the clapback.
(The reason the 2D doesn't come standard with women's panties is because there isn't enough cargo space.)
Full disclosure however, I do have a 2nd one ordered with 4D. 
Don't worry... My wife called the Bronco the same thing when she saw it...I just smiled and knocked knuckles. Lol
Theyāre coming.
Only in an ideal world where I had been born to an oil magnate.
It's hard enough when someone runs over your dog in the street. Then they just keep backing up and doing it over again.See, you've already reached the 5th stage of grief, try not to regress.
