A Note to the 2-Door Brigade: We Get It Already!!!

[frinesi2]

I think you completely proved my point here. Add different wheels to the flex and you are close

the difference is - the Flex is awesome and the 4-door "bronco" is a crime against humanity

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[Raskew]

All I know is, when I'm tooling around in my 2-door blasting my hip hop records and Neil Diamond having the time of my life sipping on my oat milk latte, no way I'm throwing up the secret Bronco gang sign wave at you losers in your 4-doors.

Lol. That was funny!

 

[BruckinFonco]

Lol. That was funny!

Can't we all just get along?

The 2-door Bronco owners I mean. I have no intention of getting along with the 4-door owners.

 

[Rick Astley]

and you will have 2 real rear cupholders regardless of trim level.

Technically that will be 2 cupholders between all three cars. For the two proper vehicles, frozen nuts are the way to hold the cup between your legs.

It's interesting the new and exciting ways that humans have designed vehicles to discourage drivers from paying attention to what they are doing. I can't even listen to a baseball game on the AM radio in the T-bird anymore, all the stations are gone. Guess it's back to listening to a proper big-block V8 with divorced pipes and glass packs burble away...... I'll survive, don't worry!

 

[RedHotFuzz]

Can't we all just get along?

The 2-door Bronco owners I mean. I have no intention of getting along with the 4-door owners.

You’re gonna have to.

2D: “Hey man, can you meet me at IKEA? I bought something before I realized I can’t fit it in my rig to get it home.”

4D: “Sure, no problem. What is it? Loveseat? Entertainment center?”

2D: “Table lamp.”

 

[swooshdave]

You’re gonna have to.

2D: “Hey man, can you meet me at IKEA? I bought something before I realized I can’t fit it in my rig to get it home.”

4D: “Sure, no problem. What is it? Loveseat? Entertainment center?”

2D: “Table lamp.”

Ouch. Gonna need some Bactine for that one.

 

[BruckinFonco]

You’re gonna have to.

2D: “Hey man, can you meet me at IKEA? I bought something before I realized I can’t fit it in my rig to get it home.”

4D: “Sure, no problem. What is it? Loveseat? Entertainment center?”

2D: “Table lamp.”

2D: "Your Bronco is ugly."

4D: "I know. But it's not nearly as ugly as the Bronco Sport."

2D: "Wanna make out?"

4D: "OK."

 

[Pancho Kornwallace]

All I know is, when I'm tooling around in my 2-door blasting my hip hop records and Neil Diamond having the time of my life sipping on my oat milk latte, no way I'm throwing up the secret Bronco gang sign wave at you losers in your 4-doors.

Thanks for the reminder. Low on Oat Milk. Need to get a couple of Beyond Burger Patties and some Falafel mix anyways.

 

[BruckinFonco]

Thanks for the reminder. Low on Oat Milk. Need to get a couple of Beyond Burger Patties and some Falafel mix anyways.

That's a lot of stuff. I hope your Bronco is a 4-door.

 

[Pancho Kornwallace]

You’re gonna have to.

2D: “Hey man, can you meet me at IKEA? I bought something before I realized I can’t fit it in my rig to get it home.”

4D: “Sure, no problem. What is it? Loveseat? Entertainment center?”

2D: “Table lamp.”

That's a lot of stuff. I hope your Bronco is a 4-door.

It's a 2 door, but I got a roof rack, so I am good at the supermarket or IKEA.

 

[jaspercasidino]

Basically, my theory is those that buy a 2-door (and many that buy the jacked up package) will not be actually using them, they'll be basking in the glow of how they look at a stoplight. Those that will be doing more camping, hunting, long distance travel, dog events, archeology....will be in the 4 door.

Posers and cruisers versus outdoorsmen and doers.

I was planning looking super cool at the stoplight but I failed to consider archeology when placing my order! BRB, gotta call my dealer and make the change!

 

[BruckinFonco]

You’re gonna have to.

2D: “Hey man, can you meet me at IKEA? I bought something before I realized I can’t fit it in my rig to get it home.”

4D: “Sure, no problem. What is it? Loveseat? Entertainment center?”

2D: “Table lamp.”

4D: “I bought a 4-door so I’d have room for my kids.”

2D: “That’s why I pull out.”

 

[Bronco4lyfe85]

I have a big dog, can you imagine trying to stuff a dog into the back of a 2 door? I camp, and some years have gone camping almost every other weekend. I once drove a motorcycle from LA down Baja, then put it on a ferry across the sea to Mazatlán, and continued driving into the heart of Mexico for 4,000 miles. I may drive the Bronco to Costa Rica. I shoot and take a lot of rifles hunting or to the range. None of my lifestyle and plans for a Bronco would work well with a 2 door. For those that live their lives for LOOKS....well....glad you like the LOOKS of the 2 door so much. I'm getting a 4 door for how it will WORK.

But have you ever killed a deer with your bare hands before you rip it’s heart out and eat it over an open flame that you created by yourself out of nothing but sticks and a couple rocks? Before you go and sleep in your tent that you knitted out of cotton you found in the fields of Alabama that you found on your hike across America with nothing but a granola bar and a 20oz bottle of water?

I was not aware a rifle couldn’t fit in a vehicle with 2 doors, this changes everything, thank you.

 

[Bronco4lyfe85]

You’re gonna have to.

2D: “Hey man, can you meet me at IKEA? I bought something before I realized I can’t fit it in my rig to get it home.”

4D: “Sure, no problem. What is it? Loveseat? Entertainment center?”

2D: “Table lamp.”

Was this before or after you guys got your venti soy lattes on your way to Billy’s soccer practice?

 

[AZshot]

To each his own. Some bias their decisions about how something looks. I bias to how it works. I could care less about how 4 doors or smaller tires "look funny", when actually not many years ago we all thought monster trucks and huge tires looked funny. And I know a roomier 4 DR will work out in the field better for me. If people are as put out at how something looks with 4 doors compared to 2 doors, they should probably just give up on a Bronco or any SUV and get a Miata or Corvette.

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