- First Name
- Jay
- Joined
- Nov 14, 2022
- Threads
- 2
- Messages
- 219
- Reaction score
- 393
- Location
- New England
- Vehicle(s)
- 2023 Bronco Wildtrack
- Your Bronco Model
- Wildtrak
Customer: I would like to order my Bronco
Dealer: Ok. The price is MSRP + our magical ADM.
Customer: No thanks.
Dealer: Ok. How about MSRP?
Customer: Perfect. That works.
Dealer: Great.
Dealer: Please sign here.
Customer: What am I signing?
Dealer: You, being a guest here, are being provided with a valuable service. Without us, you would not be able to get to work or shop for groceries.
Dealer: Because we are generous and per Ford's policy, we will encumber your purchase such that upon suspicion that you might intend to resell your fully paid-for vehicle, which we will no longer own, will be subject to market value fees payable to us such that we determine.
Dealer: You wouldn't want to abuse our generosity, would you? How do you plan on getting to work or purchasing groceries without us?
Customer: Oh, ok. That sounds awesome.
Dealer: Ok. The price is MSRP + our magical ADM.
Customer: No thanks.
Dealer: Ok. How about MSRP?
Customer: Perfect. That works.
Dealer: Great.
Dealer: Please sign here.
Customer: What am I signing?
Dealer: You, being a guest here, are being provided with a valuable service. Without us, you would not be able to get to work or shop for groceries.
Dealer: Because we are generous and per Ford's policy, we will encumber your purchase such that upon suspicion that you might intend to resell your fully paid-for vehicle, which we will no longer own, will be subject to market value fees payable to us such that we determine.
Dealer: You wouldn't want to abuse our generosity, would you? How do you plan on getting to work or purchasing groceries without us?
Customer: Oh, ok. That sounds awesome.
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