- First Name
- Abe
- Joined
- Jan 8, 2022
- Threads
- 7
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- 185
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- Location
- Washington DC
- Vehicle(s)
- Subaru
- Your Bronco Model
- Badlands
I was calling mine a wagon but this just makes me want to call her a rig from now on.Well, since we're poking bears...
It's not a "she" and certainly not a "he", it's an "it"
It's also not a "rig" unless you added 14 wheels (please don't)
Bolting on a bunch of stuff ordered online is not a "build", that would have to include at least one self made part or a creative use of a part from some other vehicle or similar creative problem solving. The rest is playing with expensive legos. If anyone with the $ can do it, it's not impressive
Even the expensive LED lights and light bars look like cheap crap from Aliexpress and most that add them won't ever need them for anything but annoying oncoming traffic and thinking they make their hands grow
Neon ditch lights or under body lights make it a clown car ready for a circus parade
Huge wheels with "poke" make it look like a Tonka toy on the closeout shelf at Target
A huge lift that requires automatic drop down stairs to get in is silly unless you compete with monster trucks in a stadium. And not even those have that 'feature'
Stealth wraps are ugly, only topped by spraying bedliner all over the "rig"
Colored shackles have already gotten their deserved beating
The 8 inch screen is NEVER enough
Cyber Orange is hands down the best color, I doubt I'd have bought one otherwise, would have tried to get a Mojito Green Wrangler instead. Time for a fun color in my life, I've had all the white/grey/black boredom.
I'd not even notice if the tachometer wasn't there, only time I ever paid attention to that device was when I tried to get my dads car into the red on the Autobahn a long time ago. Useless info to me.
The big number telling me my speed is all I need and I love it right where it is, usually can't see the analog one since it's behind my left hand.
Adding a winch and lights and wheels that look like jet engine parts and rotopacks and a shovel and little toy pockets to molle panels and boxes and an RTT to the top, anything to have that "off to Camel Trophy" look at the mall is cringey.
Bronze anything looks like crap and certainly doesn't look like bronze, it's brown.
Sas is short for Sasquatch, SAS talks about an axle, learn the difference
The Sas wheels look just fine, I like the horse shoe circle design, fitting for a Bronco
The soft top has a nice retro look to it, adds to the retro design of the whole package. I open it almost every day for weeks now, would never do that fiddling with panels. Did it twice today for a 2 mile drive. Glorious.
Hey, do what you want with your "rig", if I see one floating by with disco lights and tractor wheels, trunk full of subwoofers and the required bad rap "music" with too much bass rattling my fillings, I'll still smile. Just don't do that angry eyes crap, or I'll have to laugh ;-P
Mine will remain stock until I find I need to add something. I'd not have bought it if I didn't like the wheels or trail sights or soft top or.... It's perfect for me and my needs. And being stock, mine will soon be the most unique in town :-D
Funny thread, now I'm gonna let the bear sleep again ;-p
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