I saw it yesterday. Now I can’t unsee it.

[604Bronco]

Dude! You’ve really gotta stop!

Nobody’s buying my self help books… I don’t understand why!

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[LockedBronco]

Is there a 12-step program for letting the anxiety about the asymmetric side mirrors go?

Oh no and the spair only has 3 lug nuts

 

[kodiakisland]

Is OCD really that common these days?

On forums, yes.
Kinda like pinch welds. Every single body on frame vehicle I've owned since the 80s has had a pinch weld and I've not paid one single attention to it. Imagine my surprise the obsession with them on B6G.

 

[Moto26]

Having a steering wheel on one side and not the other is far more asymmetrical!

Wait… what?! Oh damn…

 

[MadMan4BamaNATL]

On forums, yes.
Kinda like pinch welds. Every single body on frame vehicle I've owned since the 80s has had a pinch weld and I've not paid one single attention to it. Imagine my surprise the obsession with them on B6G.

It’s all them Moar Door folk being used to them monocock station wagon Costco go getters.

Funny how they come over to our house and want to change the TV if you know what I mean.

Maybe if we start telling them that wheeling is dangerous They’ll go away back to their Highlanders, Tahoes, and Rav4s.

 

[Now I Go Bronco]

It’s all them Moar Door folk being used to them monocock station wagon Costco go getters.

Funny how they come over to our house and want to change the TV if you know what I mean.

Maybe if we start telling them that wheeling is dangerous They’ll go away back to their Highlanders, Tahoes, and Rav4s.

Speaking of OCD…

Can’t believe it took all the way until page 2 of this thread before the first 2dork showed up to make yet ANOTHER thread about how they only have 2 doors.

 

[MadMan4BamaNATL]

Speaking of OCD…

Can’t believe it took all the way until page 2 of this thread before the first 2dork showed up to make yet ANOTHER thread about how they only have 2 doors.

Ohh no, new guy hurt my feelings.

Get used to it sport.

 

[Now I Go Bronco]

Ohh no, new guy hurt my feelings.

Get used to it sport.

Get used to hurting your feelings?

 

[prospectfour]

I can smell the thread and poll any day now!

"For a 60k vehicle, shouldn't Ford have given the Bronco matching mirrors?"

 

[P52Ranch]

I only came up with 6 steps.
- Admit you don’t have the power to control the asymmetry of your Bronco.
- Seek guidance from a higher power to help in turning the corner.
- Look to others (the B6G community) to provide support but be accepting of ridicule.
- Learn to play the triangle.
- Make amends for cutting past corners.
- Force yourself to appreciate the art of Pablo Picasso.

 

[SkyKing]

Asymmetry is cool - it suggests function over form. For example:

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Speaking of OCD…

Can’t believe it took all the way until page 2 of this thread before the first 2dork showed up to make yet ANOTHER thread about how they only have 2 doors.

Points awarded for '2dork'. Love it!
First time I have read it.

More points taken because it is so easily flipped to 4dorks.

But at any rate,

Here comes the MOARdoor brigade marching behind their "at least it's not a Sport!" banner.

 

[Now I Go Bronco]

Points awarded for '2dork'. Love it!
First time I have read it.

More points taken because it is so easily flipped to 4dorks.

But at any rate,

Here comes the MOARdoor brigade marching behind their "at least it's not a Sport!" banner.

See, that’s where you’re wrong. 2dorks think this goes both ways. Moardoors don’t care.

They don’t clog up thread after thread with a door flex nobody but them care about, no matter the subject.

They don’t think other vehicles are ignoring them out on the road “because they’re jealous.”

Moardoors are chill as fook.
2dorks are another breed of oddball obsessives.

 

[swooshdave]

I was today years old...

 

[Arrowbear Rider]

I saw the post about this before I got a build date, I didn't care then. And, after seeing and making a note that I seen it, I still don't care. I use my mirrors more than the average driver and I don't care about the corner, the mirrors work, that's all I care about.

And the mirrors otherwise look good on the vehicle, not out of place or the wrong size, so I don't care about the corner.

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