Proof I didn't buy a mall crawler

[KyTruckPlant]

To go with the pineapple pizza?... ...

Supper last night after a day in the dust

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[KyTruckPlant]

When I was out there yesterday, I was at the top of a pretty hairy climb and this dude that looks like he ought to be making moonshine instead of wheeling pulls up next to me on a Razor and asks me:
"What in the hell are you doing!? That looks brand new, how long have you had it?"
My reply:
"I've had it 3 days. You know, if I had bought a Shelby GT 500 and drove it around at 100 mph, no one would ask why, because it is made to go 100 mph+. I'm just driving this one the way it was built and intended to be driven, that's all."
His response: "Damn straight, good for you. Enjoy it!"

I was a buddy's house one night and he breaks out a brand new bottle of Pappy Van Winkle and pours us both a pretty deep glass. When I finished mine, he fills it all the way back up again. I reminded him that was a $200 bottle of bourbon and his simple response was "If you have a $200 bottle of bourbon and don't drink it, you may as well not have a $200 bottle of bourbon."

So using that logic: If you have a Bronco and don't drive it like it was meant to be driven, you may as well not have a Bronco.

 

[Big Blue]

That’s awesome but no pineapple on pizza!! I bought a mall crawler. Here it is in the Target parking lot.

 

[TheWoo]

When I was out there yesterday, I was at the top of a pretty hairy climb and this dude that looks like he ought to be making moonshine instead of wheeling pulls up next to me on a Razor and asks me:
"What in the hell are you doing!? That looks brand new, how long have you had it?"
My reply:
"I've had it 3 days. You know, if I had bought a Shelby GT 500 and drove it around at 100 mph, no one would ask why, because it is made to go 100 mph+. I'm just driving this one the way it was built and intended to be driven, that's all."
His response: "Damn straight, good for you. Enjoy it!"

I was a buddy's house one night and he breaks out a brand new bottle of Pappy Van Winkle and pours us both a pretty deep glass. When I finished mine, he fills it all the way back up again. I reminded him that was a $200 bottle of bourbon and his simple response was "If you have a $200 bottle of bourbon and don't drink it, you may as well not have a $200 bottle of bourbon."

So using that logic: If you have a Bronco and don't drive it like it was meant to be driven, you may as well not have a Bronco.

I can't like everything in this post enough!

 

[KyTruckPlant]

That’s awesome but no pineapple on pizza!! I bought a mall crawler. Here it is in the Target parking lot.

A51 was a damn close contender when I made my order. That's a great looking ride @Big Blue!

 

[HoosierDaddy]

So using that logic: If you have a Bronco and don't drive it like it was meant to be driven, you may as well not have a Bronco.

That’s awesome but no pineapple on pizza!! I bought a mall crawler. Here it is in the Target parking lot.

LOL, and here I am in the middle, saying both of those are valid reasons, as long as they're being driven.
I'll daily drive the crap out of mine, but I intend to trail it too.
It's the folks that buy a Corvette/Mustang/Viper/....anything really,
and never drive it are the ones that baffle the heck out of me. They just sit there and look at it in the garage.
"Yep, I only put 25 miles on it last year!!"
What??? Why???
I mean, on-road, off road, at the track, they are meant to be driven and enjoyed.

I'm betting their wives are ... umm.... unsatisfied. LOL

 

[Austin26]

I haven't been in a rush to get mine but that makes me jealous a bit. Though the dusty interior would drive me crazy.

 

[MadMan4BamaNATL]

3 days old and I've already got rock rash on the beauty rings and the entire interior is covered in dust

Man, you ain't foolin me. Nope!

So, basically all the spaces next to the door were taken, so you had to go to the very back of the parking lot at the mall so you could run in to get your face creams and eye treatment...... and it was organics and free range face creams at that! ........... !!

Your Bronco now has a nice patina on it!

 

[MadMan4BamaNATL]

When I was out there yesterday, I was at the top of a pretty hairy climb and this dude that looks like he ought to be making moonshine instead of wheeling pulls up next to me on a Razor and asks me:
"What in the hell are you doing!? That looks brand new, how long have you had it?"
My reply:
"I've had it 3 days. You know, if I had bought a Shelby GT 500 and drove it around at 100 mph, no one would ask why, because it is made to go 100 mph+. I'm just driving this one the way it was built and intended to be driven, that's all."
His response: "Damn straight, good for you. Enjoy it!"

I was a buddy's house one night and he breaks out a brand new bottle of Pappy Van Winkle and pours us both a pretty deep glass. When I finished mine, he fills it all the way back up again. I reminded him that was a $200 bottle of bourbon and his simple response was "If you have a $200 bottle of bourbon and don't drink it, you may as well not have a $200 bottle of bourbon."

So using that logic: If you have a Bronco and don't drive it like it was meant to be driven, you may as well not have a Bronco.

I'm really liking you, that friend with the Pappy, and the good ole boy on the Razor.

All 3 my kind of folk. Cheers!!

 

[TripleB]

Why I got a base 2.7 sas

 

[Cbiggs]

And if you’re going to eat pineapple pizza that one doesn’t look half bad.

 

[KyTruckPlant]

I'm really liking you, that friend with the Pappy, and the good ole boy on the Razor.

All 3 my kind of folk. Cheers!!

Want me to give you one more reason?

ROLL TIDE!

 

[ex_nyer]

Wouldn't expect anything else! Can't wait to do the same minus the interior being that dirty

That's what the AIR COMPRESSOR is for!

 

[Broncodave]

I was a buddy's house one night and he breaks out a brand new bottle of Pappy Van Winkle and pours us both a pretty deep glass. When I finished mine, he fills it all the way back up again. I reminded him that was a $200 bottle of bourbon and his simple response was "If you have a $200 bottle of bourbon and don't drink it, you may as well not have a $200 bottle of bourbon."

So using that logic: If you have a Bronco and don't drive it like it was meant to be driven, you may as well not have a Bronco.

Quoted for posterity. Perfect!

 

[MadMan4BamaNATL]

Want me to give you one more reason?

ROLL TIDE!

There were rumors of my having a long lost brother up in Kentucky!

RTR

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