Mall Crawler??? NOT

[ColeTrain84]

Mine mostly sees daily driver use. Here in MN its a given to have 4x4 come winter. I also use mine when i hunt(deer hunting, bow and firearm) and use it to setup deer stands and mount and check trail cameras out in the woods. Lots of mud, trees and grass. I also use it to go out hunting for coyotes. That being said its mostly street driven and usually its clean. Its been covered in mud as well. Its brand new basically i do take pride in my stuff not being trashed as well. I do plan on doing some camping this summer with it and to finish setting up/restoring my m416 trailer. People may think its a mall crawler because its taken care of but f*ck em. I bought it to use it how i need/want to. I couldn't care less what their opinion is. My junker car could get back where this pic was taken but once it hits the tree line it wouldn't be going any further lol

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[Gabby]

Sounds like someone is upset that they aren't being called a Costco Cralwer and think they're to cool for the mall.

 

[Gabby]

Don't be offended, you can't buy your way out of being a mall crawlers. You can become an off roader with some wheel rash and some skid plate pin stripes.

People will argue but Broncos are soft roaders. Untill you can run hard line on a real trail your a bypass soft roaders. Compared to a Full Buggy we are all mall crawlers lol.

Uhmm... as someone who comes from the ADV motorcycle world, I can assure you pinstripes, wheel rash and bash plate damage can be had regularly in parking lots with little effort. Otherwise how would all the dentists on their GSAs get battle scars to show their SBux buddies during sunday coffee?

 

[Kickit]

Truthfully? It’s less about you and more about them.

people use the term “mall crawler”, “grocery getter”, and “soccer mom car” because it makes them feel superior somehow.

But anyone who has to name call someone else to feel better about themselves has some growing up to do

 

[Snacktime]

Uhmm... as someone who comes from the ADV motorcycle world, I can assure you pinstripes, wheel rash and bash plate damage can be had regularly in parking lots with little effort. Otherwise how would all the dentists on their GSAs get battle scars to show their SBux buddies during sunday coffee?

I love cars and coffee! But I don't go to the mall for cars and coffee.

 

[Beach_Bum]

Sorry for being stupid,... Just because I didn’t buy my Bronco to go hard core off reading ALL THE TIME ...

I encourage all to read more, but I need to know more about hard core off reading.

 

[kodiakisland]

I encourage all to read more, but I need to know more about hard core off reading.

Pretty sure those are the books that don’t have pictures.

 

[Midlife Crisis]

What's a mall?

 

[CarlSpackler]

It is offensive because I only take mine to Starbucks and read books in the parking lot while leaning against it. Then I tell everyone that walks past how long it took to get and how there might be a TSB on the transmission and then I take a long pull off a rippin cold latte.

 

[the poacher]

Sorry for being stupid, I originally posted this on the BRaptor forum by mistake… don’t know how to fix… BUT
Is it just me, or are many of you offended when the term “Mall Crawler” is used to describe your beloved ride? Just because I didn’t buy my Bronco to go hard core off reading ALL THE TIME and I choose to drew it up to make it my own, doesn’t make it a mall crawler. I bought it fo many reasons. I always make all my rides somewhat uniquely mine. Wheels, tires, exhaust, etc. My rides may be a “neighborhood Nuisance”, a “drag Strip Diva’, or a “highway Hauler”, but they sure the hell ain’t mall crawlers!

Hey ScorpydJim,
I am happy to read that you didn't buy your Bronco to go hard core off reading ALL THE TIME. I would imagine that if you did hard core off reading all the time, you might lose your place in the story.

 

[stickshifthappy]

I don't care what they call it. I call it BUC BUC

I got mine, and I'm happy as shit. It'll see beaches, mall parking lots (the most dangerous place by the way), and back country dirt roads.

 

[SF Cowboy]

Yeah I hate that term… the mall sucks… wish people would be more sensitive to my feelings… Target crawler

JK… who give a flying fook… what people think… i bet 99% of the people who see you think damn wish I could have one of those

 

[toymaster]

Bud, we got this saying here down South…. “Them hit dogs holler”.
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Born in Rome, GA. and raised in Esom Hill, GA., never heard that one.

 

[toymaster]

Who. The. Hell. Cares.

My Bronco will never see off road use.

Serious question then, and I really do not mean to offend. Your stuff do what you want, but if you will never see off road why then buy a Bronco? There are many cross-overs with the same on road attributes at a lot lower cost. No need for a robust frame or larger components. Why then spend the extra money?

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